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Comments on: The Sticker Incident – Behind the Scenes at Allison and D.J. Fix Your Stupid Problems https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/the-sticker-incident-behind-the-scenes-at-allison-and-d-j-fix-your-stupid-problems/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Thu, 19 Jan 2017 18:33:00 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Chris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/the-sticker-incident-behind-the-scenes-at-allison-and-d-j-fix-your-stupid-problems/#comment-397661 Thu, 19 Jan 2017 18:33:00 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=10472#comment-397661 In reply to D.J. Paris.

Yeah, that never happens. We’ve been married 23 years. Now its usually just a loud “uuunnngggghhhh” from him…
This is the https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3b27bae0d0a8e4d590b3627c7fad9ec5c42b7c0ace67ee5c81a770165d5db3ee.jpg space available for my sticker…

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/the-sticker-incident-behind-the-scenes-at-allison-and-d-j-fix-your-stupid-problems/#comment-397660 Wed, 18 Jan 2017 18:54:00 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=10472#comment-397660 In reply to Chris.

Yeah – I’ve seen enough gross privates to last a few lifetimes.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/the-sticker-incident-behind-the-scenes-at-allison-and-d-j-fix-your-stupid-problems/#comment-397659 Wed, 18 Jan 2017 18:52:00 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=10472#comment-397659 In reply to Allison Arnone.

Or the parody ones where the woman has stick figure bombs. Yes, they make those. The good news is that it’s a telltale sign to a woman that says, “You should not day that guy.”

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/the-sticker-incident-behind-the-scenes-at-allison-and-d-j-fix-your-stupid-problems/#comment-397658 Wed, 18 Jan 2017 18:51:00 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=10472#comment-397658 In reply to Chris.

I was once married to a woman named “Chris.” Well, her name was really Christina but everyone called her Chris. Except me. Yelling out, “Chris!” in the throws of passion wouldn’t have set well with me.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/the-sticker-incident-behind-the-scenes-at-allison-and-d-j-fix-your-stupid-problems/#comment-397657 Wed, 18 Jan 2017 18:49:00 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=10472#comment-397657 In reply to Allison Arnone.

There’s a super inappropriate joke you just inadvertently set up which, out of respect, I will ignore.

]]> By: Chris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/the-sticker-incident-behind-the-scenes-at-allison-and-d-j-fix-your-stupid-problems/#comment-397656 Wed, 18 Jan 2017 16:03:00 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=10472#comment-397656 In reply to D.J. Paris.

Funny thing is I’m a 44 year old female and my truck is a Dodge Journey. It isn’t a truck, it isn’t a car, it’s this mongrel, so, I call it a truck.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/the-sticker-incident-behind-the-scenes-at-allison-and-d-j-fix-your-stupid-problems/#comment-397655 Wed, 18 Jan 2017 15:34:00 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=10472#comment-397655 In reply to Chris.

Is it a dually? You seem like a dually guy. If not, go get a dually, pronto.

]]> By: Chris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/the-sticker-incident-behind-the-scenes-at-allison-and-d-j-fix-your-stupid-problems/#comment-397654 Wed, 18 Jan 2017 15:17:00 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=10472#comment-397654 In reply to Allison Arnone.

Nah. Those things are goofy looking. I want one that’s at least 2.5 ft. Wide and 20 in tall. If I’m going do it, I want to go big!!

And do I have to send in a question on unsightly privates to get one? Because I will if necessary. With lots of pictures for DJ… Think Blue Waffle…but let’s not warn him. It can be a surprise. Or not. That mental image right there should get him off that subject…

]]> By: Allison Arnone https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/the-sticker-incident-behind-the-scenes-at-allison-and-d-j-fix-your-stupid-problems/#comment-397653 Wed, 18 Jan 2017 15:11:00 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=10472#comment-397653 In reply to Chris.

oh, sweet- like those family stick figure sticker things

]]> By: Chris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/the-sticker-incident-behind-the-scenes-at-allison-and-d-j-fix-your-stupid-problems/#comment-397652 Wed, 18 Jan 2017 01:55:00 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=10472#comment-397652 That sticker is going on my truck. Right in the middle of the back windshield…

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