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Comments on: The Most Boring Person I Met At BlogWorld https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/the-most-boring-person-i-met-at-blogworld/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Tue, 11 Mar 2014 04:42:06 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: FormerArabianResident https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/the-most-boring-person-i-met-at-blogworld/#comment-27952 Tue, 11 Mar 2014 04:42:06 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1094#comment-27952 Hahah this was funny. People here in the US might think it’s lame/gay/whatever, but people in the Middle East do kiss on other people’s cheeks when they meet and greet them ..it’s just like a handshake or a hug for them.

Muslims are loving and lovely people. It sounds like that Arab guy was love struck by the beautiful white woman Loooool

]]> By: Tricia at Southern Spark https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/the-most-boring-person-i-met-at-blogworld/#comment-13517 Wed, 20 Mar 2013 20:14:19 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1094#comment-13517 I, too, can tell if people are going to be fun just by their outsides. A tell-tale sign is if they aren’t intimidated by my fun factor. You’d be surprised by how many bloggers will talk shit about you if you are having more fun than they are.

]]> By: Stevie Marie https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/the-most-boring-person-i-met-at-blogworld/#comment-11982 Mon, 14 Jan 2013 11:16:56 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1094#comment-11982 So true! You could talk day in and day out about the wheather and if your passionate enough you will be interesting. LOL…. luckily people can’t hear my tone of voice or see my scary face. (Nothing an exclamation mark and some photoshop can’t fix) eh? Hey, hit me up sometime and mabey I can top the list of boring people you’ve met, look forward to doing buisness with you 🙂

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/the-most-boring-person-i-met-at-blogworld/#comment-3880 Thu, 10 Nov 2011 21:58:02 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1094#comment-3880 In reply to MaxZuckerman.

@MaxZuckerman Well, I am currently #1 for “best blog” on Google. Of course I cheated my way up the ladder. White hat SEO is for sissies.

]]> By: MaxZuckerman https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/the-most-boring-person-i-met-at-blogworld/#comment-3878 Thu, 10 Nov 2011 21:48:40 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1094#comment-3878 This. Is. Epic. Loved the post, @delfinparis . You may have scored a new reader here in addition to Livefyre evangelist, hah.

]]> By: BellyBillboard https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/the-most-boring-person-i-met-at-blogworld/#comment-3856 Wed, 09 Nov 2011 00:04:33 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1094#comment-3856 In reply to D.J. Paris.

@delfinparis I sure appreciate that shout out. But I really wasn’t trolling for it. LOL Just being me after 8 beers. 😉

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/the-most-boring-person-i-met-at-blogworld/#comment-3855 Tue, 08 Nov 2011 23:47:01 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1094#comment-3855 In reply to BellyBillboard.

@BellyBillboard I must have told at least 10 people about your website at BlogWorld. “What What On My Gut?” is the best slogan ever. Your site rocks. If anyone is reading, visit http://bellybillboard.com.

]]> By: BellyBillboard https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/the-most-boring-person-i-met-at-blogworld/#comment-3854 Tue, 08 Nov 2011 23:39:42 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1094#comment-3854 I’m way too insecure to go to something like this and talk about my blog with other people. I like it the way it is. I pretend that I’m insanely popular with a cult following online, and nobody bursts my bubble as long as I don’t leave the house.

Oh…and I see that you mention the Bloggess, but not the Belly Billboard. When it comes to refined and cultured humor, you left out the hot-shot upstart. Since when is it NOT the funniest thing on earth to have some fat guy write a message on his hairy beer gut for your parents’ 45th wedding anniversary? Since NEVER, that’s when. 😉

Great stuff DJ! Keep it up!

]]> By: Bill https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/the-most-boring-person-i-met-at-blogworld/#comment-3824 Mon, 07 Nov 2011 19:11:56 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1094#comment-3824 Great title! Glad you found the Blogworld Session useful. I also liked your phrase, “fan turned friend.” 🙂

]]> By: Megan Hoskins https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/the-most-boring-person-i-met-at-blogworld/#comment-3823 Mon, 07 Nov 2011 18:51:28 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1094#comment-3823 I LOVE this post, I couldn’t stop laughing. It was so nice meeting you, I had a great time chatting and learning more about what you do. I am really excited to read your blog.

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