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Comments on: The Glitter Pill Disappointment https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/the-glitter-pill-disappointment/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Fri, 30 Dec 2016 04:45:14 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: http://www./ https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/the-glitter-pill-disappointment/#comment-389083 Fri, 30 Dec 2016 04:45:14 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=8892#comment-389083 VerNOT! vermont or anywhere in he east is simply NOT skiing. you joeys are the biggest pretenders ive ever seen. Big jay maybe. sharpen them edges girls, another season of scraping down the ice pretending your “skiing”

]]> By: http://www./ https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/the-glitter-pill-disappointment/#comment-368637 Fri, 25 Nov 2016 07:10:20 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=8892#comment-368637 Howdy! I just want to give an enormous thumbs up for the nice information you have got right here on this post. I will be coming again to your blog for extra soon.

]]> By: ANGELA https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/the-glitter-pill-disappointment/#comment-171632 Sat, 26 Mar 2016 23:53:50 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=8892#comment-171632 Freaking awesome well at least no side effects….pitiful poop party I guess

]]> By: Donna https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/the-glitter-pill-disappointment/#comment-167800 Thu, 04 Feb 2016 10:08:29 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=8892#comment-167800 So cute, great writing!
Funny funny stuff.

]]> By: Arian Marquardt https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/the-glitter-pill-disappointment/#comment-167223 Tue, 26 Jan 2016 23:25:15 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=8892#comment-167223 Man, Can I just say 1 thing & please excuse my potty mouth, but You’re Fucking Balls Hilarious ???? I am Subscribed to thousands of Blogs, but with my ADHD, it’s hard to read a whole Blog post, let alone, get through the 1st 2 sentences, but I read this whole post. Not only did I really enjoy your Spastic Humor, I nearly pissed myself. You’re Too Funny, I love your outlook on life, and I wish there were more people like you in this critical world. No matter what anyone tells you, You’re a Gem in my Book, whether you Shit Shiny Glitter, or not. NEVER CHANGE ??

]]> By: Toni https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/the-glitter-pill-disappointment/#comment-167115 Mon, 25 Jan 2016 09:05:47 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=8892#comment-167115 Viagra can cause your urine to turn blue. You might be able to snaffle one and have a good night AND have your much longed for blue urine.

]]> By: Bev https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/the-glitter-pill-disappointment/#comment-166734 Thu, 21 Jan 2016 05:15:32 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=8892#comment-166734 blue piss and glitter shit…i am DONE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

]]> By: Paul Bdads https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/the-glitter-pill-disappointment/#comment-166717 Thu, 21 Jan 2016 01:20:02 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=8892#comment-166717 OMG!! This is hilarious…and scary…and worrisome…

]]> By: Cole https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/the-glitter-pill-disappointment/#comment-166616 Tue, 19 Jan 2016 22:48:34 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=8892#comment-166616 Man, this is a disappointment. I’ve been considering sending packs of glitter poop pills to my friends as Christmas presents. That sets them up with a perfect way to ring in the New Year – confetti that keeps on keeping on.

Let us know if any of the other pills end up working – ringing in 2017 may depend on it!

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