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Comments on: Someone Flipped Me The Bird!
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Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are!Tue, 17 Jun 2014 12:31:32 +0000
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By: hey
https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/someone-flipped-me-the-bird/#comment-90776
Tue, 17 Jun 2014 12:31:32 +0000https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6881#comment-90776You’re a genius, I laugh too. aLways wondered why.. not really though…
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By: Heather
https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/someone-flipped-me-the-bird/#comment-62521
Wed, 21 May 2014 13:44:04 +0000https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6881#comment-62521Priceless. As I always say…we have two choices in life; laugh or cry…I choose to laugh! Sometimes it gets me in to trouble, like when I laugh at my husband when he is in negative mode and complaining about what a victim he is. His worst swear word is using his father’s last name (ie. his own last name) instead of f**k. It’s just ridiculous sometimes! Thanks for the great post and thanks to JC Little for connecting us!
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By: roger hansen
https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/someone-flipped-me-the-bird/#comment-29911
Fri, 18 Apr 2014 17:58:29 +0000https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6881#comment-29911i am two essay’s in and i can say am officially a fan of your writing. Thank you.
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By: Jacquelyn
https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/someone-flipped-me-the-bird/#comment-29813
Wed, 16 Apr 2014 10:01:39 +0000https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6881#comment-29813Reading this…I have been there and most times it seems the “el” is more a place to exercise anger on people that are completely unrelated to why you are angry….that or they are drunk. Either way, I am glad he didn’t try to escalate the situation and I can imagine the joy you experienced by being able to laugh at his unwarranted and special behavior. Just another day in the life of public transportation.
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By: Samelia Miller
https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/someone-flipped-me-the-bird/#comment-29213
Mon, 24 Mar 2014 21:25:52 +0000https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6881#comment-29213What a hilarious story, the man was all too upset to even enter the train. How funny!
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By: Jenerally Informed
https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/someone-flipped-me-the-bird/#comment-28425
Fri, 14 Mar 2014 12:51:43 +0000https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6881#comment-28425That is exactly what you should do with bullies. Cheers to you! Glad though he didn’t try to mix in a little martial arts or soemthing to prove his point, but I think you and your dog would have made short work of him.
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By: brickhousechick
https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/someone-flipped-me-the-bird/#comment-28287
Thu, 13 Mar 2014 15:05:52 +0000https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6881#comment-28287Good for you! That must have been hilarious. Did anyone else on the train laugh?
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By: Samantha
https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/someone-flipped-me-the-bird/#comment-28159
Wed, 12 Mar 2014 18:59:24 +0000https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6881#comment-28159Huh. That’s comedy, I don’t care who ya are. My girlfriend loves it when I laugh at her during a ridiculous spell, I mean, a fight. I could probably stop. In my family, we laugh at newborns when they cry. I don’t know why we think it is so funny. It stops being funny at 2 am, but I digress. I don’t want to invalidate someone, but cutting a bully to the core? I may fall prone to that.
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By: Mary
https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/someone-flipped-me-the-bird/#comment-28000
Tue, 11 Mar 2014 13:17:34 +0000https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6881#comment-28000LOVE! I love this posting and your blog. Found out about you on Twitter. I do this same thing but I usually have to tell myself to start laughing or making a “joyful” comment because I tend to be a deer in headlights until I pull myself out of it. Yes, don’t ever give up your power to someone who is insecure and self loathing enough to try to break others down.
Consider me a new fan.
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By: Lex
https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/someone-flipped-me-the-bird/#comment-27732
Sat, 08 Mar 2014 13:50:00 +0000https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6881#comment-27732So glad you invited me to read your work!!
This was the laugh I needed to get my Saturday started
There is always someone in Philly on the EL flipping someone the bird. I have yet
to be the recipient however I always laugh when I watch people become so angry over something so trivial. I’ll be reading more!! I appreciate your artistry…
Bellybabybalance.blogspot.com
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