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Comments on: So, Apparently I’m a Deadbeat https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/so-apparently-im-a-deadbeat/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Mon, 26 Nov 2012 12:17:52 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Craziness Abounds https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/so-apparently-im-a-deadbeat/#comment-10397 Mon, 26 Nov 2012 12:17:52 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3141#comment-10397 In reply to D.J. Paris.

@tfpHumorBlog Who doesn’t? haha

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/so-apparently-im-a-deadbeat/#comment-10358 Mon, 26 Nov 2012 05:17:51 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3141#comment-10358 In reply to Craziness Abounds.

@Craziness Abounds  I agree. Attitude is key. It’s also something that I need to consciously work at.

]]> By: Craziness Abounds https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/so-apparently-im-a-deadbeat/#comment-10208 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 20:12:45 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3141#comment-10208 Scares the hell out of me sometimes too, however I just have to learn to deal with it. 🙂 I’ve learned that if your attitude is right you can deal with just about anything that comes along my friend.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/so-apparently-im-a-deadbeat/#comment-10168 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 06:57:48 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3141#comment-10168 In reply to Craziness Abounds.

@Craziness Abounds  Me too – I’m sad for your vision. But that’s about me and how scared I am of that happening. You seem to be doing fine!

]]> By: Craziness Abounds https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/so-apparently-im-a-deadbeat/#comment-9917 Mon, 19 Nov 2012 13:37:25 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3141#comment-9917 I miss you too my friend. Working on getting this all settled. I’ve figured out how to post.. Still can’t read all the time. I don’t have a program that will read to me yet. Still using the 32 inch monitor and blowing it up. I’m having a good eye morning so I’m trying to respond to everyone. (a good eye morning means I blow everything up the size of Tx and I can get a blurry view of what is being said.) No worries. I’ll be in and out for awhile till I can figure out how to get the right equipment. 🙂 Hope you have a wonderful Thanksgiving my friend. Know that in a non stalker, non creepy way, I’ve been thinking about you.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/so-apparently-im-a-deadbeat/#comment-9890 Mon, 19 Nov 2012 03:12:24 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3141#comment-9890 @Katjaneway  Yeah, I should run my credit every few years. I had it done last time I refinanced, which, ironically showed a near-perfect number, but was still hard to get the refinance done. Banks rot!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/so-apparently-im-a-deadbeat/#comment-9889 Mon, 19 Nov 2012 03:12:24 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3141#comment-9889 @Craziness Abounds  I am excited to hear from you if this message gets read out loud by your computer voice. Yes?

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/so-apparently-im-a-deadbeat/#comment-9888 Mon, 19 Nov 2012 03:12:24 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3141#comment-9888 @Prof. Torg  Not even one of my better lines. You sir, are an easy laugh!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/so-apparently-im-a-deadbeat/#comment-9887 Mon, 19 Nov 2012 03:12:24 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3141#comment-9887 @TRfromRL  All of this just to get a corn removed? If you need layaway for a bunion, things are not going well for you.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/so-apparently-im-a-deadbeat/#comment-9885 Mon, 19 Nov 2012 03:07:24 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3141#comment-9885 @ViolaFury  Shocker that something crazy is happening in Florida.

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