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Comments on: Sleeping With The Weighted Vest – A Report https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/sleeping-with-the-weighted-vest-a-report/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sun, 24 Jun 2012 22:41:17 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/sleeping-with-the-weighted-vest-a-report/#comment-6739 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 22:41:17 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2238#comment-6739 In reply to owlblazek.

 @owlblazek  Thanks – I needed to hear from a professional lead expert.  Your contribution does not go unnoticed!

]]> By: owlblazek https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/sleeping-with-the-weighted-vest-a-report/#comment-5781 Sat, 28 Apr 2012 03:12:09 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2238#comment-5781 You are fine with lead if not eating or breathing it. My 9 year old would love this get-up. She likes to get under couch cushion an make me sit on her legs when she is stressed.

]]> By: BitingLife https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/sleeping-with-the-weighted-vest-a-report/#comment-5122 Thu, 29 Mar 2012 05:05:25 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2238#comment-5122 That thing looks nasty
 
… But I’m extremely jealous.
 
Do you have to sleep on your back with it? Or do you sleep on your stomach and put it on backwards? Apparently I move around A LOT when I sleep, so I’d probably just end up throwing it off. Or kicking it… because apparently I do that too.

]]> By: Gwennie https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/sleeping-with-the-weighted-vest-a-report/#comment-5063 Mon, 26 Mar 2012 22:11:51 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2238#comment-5063 That weighted junk protector is crackin’ my ass up.  I for one pray to all things holy that you will model this ensemble for all your readers at some point… you know, to give us the FULL IDEA of what you’re up against, so to speak.  
 
That awkward vest/heavy jock/gloves pick-up had me rollin’… you totally need to CC their asses at that office if you ever do a “here’s me wearin’ my heavy garb naked” post or whatever it is you do with it.  Praying you’re fully clothed underneath… but to each his own.  LOL
 
Post your dream topics… I’m gonna analyze the shit out of it.
 
G.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/sleeping-with-the-weighted-vest-a-report/#comment-5062 Mon, 26 Mar 2012 22:11:22 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2238#comment-5062 In reply to mariah.

I choose to believe that it’s a cod piece.

]]> By: mariah https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/sleeping-with-the-weighted-vest-a-report/#comment-5061 Mon, 26 Mar 2012 20:59:23 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2238#comment-5061 i think the dong protector is actually used to protect your neck. no?and remind me not to borrow your neck protector…ever  

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/sleeping-with-the-weighted-vest-a-report/#comment-5060 Mon, 26 Mar 2012 15:18:25 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2238#comment-5060 In reply to Katjaneway.

 @Katjaneway  http://delfinparis.com/newsite/thoughts/i-may-be-getting-my-weighted-vest-after-all/  (there are links in there to previous posts to explain all!)  Thanks for reading!

]]> By: Katjaneway https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/sleeping-with-the-weighted-vest-a-report/#comment-5059 Mon, 26 Mar 2012 13:59:17 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2238#comment-5059 I missed the boat as to why you needed these. Please do explain or re-post an old blog link. Thanks! 🙂

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