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Comments on: Should I Run Around Naked This Christmas? (Please Say Yes!) https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/should-i-run-around-naked-this-christmas-please-say-yes/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sat, 01 Jun 2013 08:38:48 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Kathleen https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/should-i-run-around-naked-this-christmas-please-say-yes/#comment-16837 Sat, 01 Jun 2013 08:38:48 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1416#comment-16837 Totally bring it back. A good tradition which is prematurely halted always needs a finale. Go out with a bang…

]]> By: helen_g https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/should-i-run-around-naked-this-christmas-please-say-yes/#comment-4283 Wed, 21 Dec 2011 05:48:11 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1416#comment-4283 On the surface it sounds like an excellent tradition but I am going to have to go with a NO for the protection of your self-esteem. It’s just that I know how these things go, especially as you have some history of trying this already.

My brother did this a number of times. A lot of times actually. And then we just stopped noticing. It was….oh yeah…Michael’s doing his annual streak, now how about some more beans.

I don’t want this to happen to you. He hasn’t ever really recovered.

On the other hand, if the decos are truly fantastic, you might just get away with it.

]]> By: aczielke https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/should-i-run-around-naked-this-christmas-please-say-yes/#comment-4281 Wed, 21 Dec 2011 02:52:02 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1416#comment-4281 Wow, yeah, thinking about it, if my brother did that I would be slightly disturbed….you should probably do it! Clothes are seriously overrated.

]]> By: jennapooh1971 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/should-i-run-around-naked-this-christmas-please-say-yes/#comment-4274 Tue, 20 Dec 2011 18:20:12 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1416#comment-4274 Since the Christmas Constitution clearly gives one the rights of Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Decoration Festooned Nudity, this is a definite ‘YES’. With as many trimmings as possible. If you have animals get them all riled up also to add to the din. Should there be any protests respond with, ‘Next year I may be at my lady friends instead of here, so I wanted ot make one last good memory!’. It’s called emotional blackmail, and families (or at least my mother) thrive on it.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/should-i-run-around-naked-this-christmas-please-say-yes/#comment-4273 Tue, 20 Dec 2011 01:36:11 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1416#comment-4273 In reply to Sonja Rois.

@Sonja Rois All great suggestions. I’ll add them to the list.

]]> By: Sonja Rois https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/should-i-run-around-naked-this-christmas-please-say-yes/#comment-4272 Tue, 20 Dec 2011 01:28:46 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1416#comment-4272 AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I would totally do this. I mean, it’s tradition, right?!? A bell around your neck to draw attention (because you wouldn’t be drawing enough, as it is) may also be in order. But deffinately go with the santa hat and bow. If you decide to do it. I think you should do it! And sing Deck the Halls (at the top of your lungs) all the while.

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