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Comments on: Should I Give This Back To My Date? YOU Decide! https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/should-i-give-this-back-to-my-date-you-decide/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Thu, 12 Sep 2013 21:49:51 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: nancy https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/should-i-give-this-back-to-my-date-you-decide/#comment-15957 Sat, 18 May 2013 15:01:56 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5642#comment-15957 Well sir, first and foremost; that does not belong to you. You stole an innocent woman’s candle thingie from some crazy craft lady’s store. How do you sleep at night knowing you stole not only your dates wacke but also that of a complete stranger who clearly showed some promise on the ceramic painting scene. You should be punished to the full extent of the law. BRING IT BACK TO THE STORE YOU BASTARD! That’s where common sense would be telling you that’s where they will both look first.

Secondly (and even I hate when people number their thoughts but I am making an exception because of the blatant abuse of date rules here) you really should not be showing women’s pottery on national internet. I hope napkin girl is a keeper, because who else is going to date you now that we all know you paint and tell? Why not just flash a photo of her vagina? What are you ten? Just because she doesn’t paint the way you like or didn’t laugh and start a paint fight at the venue with you that turned into wild public sex she’s just not cool enough for you. I think you should know that yellow and green go very nicely together, and it’s a fucking candle holder, so obviously she knows it will only be seen in the dark and it was a clear invitation for sex and she was trying to tell you that…and oh man…it’s just all too much…there’s so much work here that needs to be done and because I don’t know you I just can’t spend the energy. That sentence alone was so bad it has ruined my morning and giving you advice is clearly as pointless as paying my gas bill.

]]> By: Lori https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/should-i-give-this-back-to-my-date-you-decide/#comment-15729 Wed, 15 May 2013 13:27:42 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5642#comment-15729 You’re hilarious.
Get rid of it.
Two reasons; first, keeping it means having to get rid of it at a later date. No good reason to delay the inevitable. Second, the video will be your lasting memory…

]]> By: Mary https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/should-i-give-this-back-to-my-date-you-decide/#comment-15651 Mon, 13 May 2013 11:34:20 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5642#comment-15651 I think you should keep it. As a stress reliever. Remember how awkward the date was and anytime you feel nervous or anxious, light a candle and laugh at life. OR….take it in your backpack while you ride around with a bag of tea lights. Put it on the table while at a restaurant. In the middle of a meeting at work. On the edge of Navy pier. In a candle lineup at the local church during a pierogi festival, right below Mary. On the El in an empty seat. To the Cubby Bear for a beer before you take it to Wrigley. On the glass edge, all alone, at Willis Tower. On the Sea Dog speedboat. On the shelf at the Frank Lloyd Wright home and studio store. Millions of possibilities. And for the love of god, photo document all of the odd reactions you get.

]]> By: Victoria Veney https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/should-i-give-this-back-to-my-date-you-decide/#comment-15617 Mon, 13 May 2013 01:29:57 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5642#comment-15617 Well I didn’t see the video, but I got the jist of it from the comments. I would just give it back to her if she doesn’t want it when she gets it back then let her be the one to get rid of it. Because women have big mouths and they talk to all the other women and it makes you look like the jerk. But if you do the right thing then the other women say hey he’s pretty Kool I wouldn’t mind going out with him, and your I am going to get laid factor goes up dramatically!! Where has if your a jerk it makes the other women question if they wanna give you the time of day so therefore it drastically bring down your getting laid factor!! So I guess it just depends on if you like getting laid or not your choice!!

]]> By: celtiarose https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/should-i-give-this-back-to-my-date-you-decide/#comment-15438 Thu, 09 May 2013 02:56:40 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5642#comment-15438 In reply to D.J. Paris.

Ah, I would look forward to that video!

]]> By: celtiarose https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/should-i-give-this-back-to-my-date-you-decide/#comment-15437 Thu, 09 May 2013 02:55:44 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5642#comment-15437 In reply to Kate Hall.

I also just laughed out loud at that one!

]]> By: Kristina https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/should-i-give-this-back-to-my-date-you-decide/#comment-15323 Tue, 07 May 2013 05:46:05 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5642#comment-15323 In reply to D.J. Paris.

soooo… NOT blowing it up, then?
drat.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/should-i-give-this-back-to-my-date-you-decide/#comment-15316 Tue, 07 May 2013 03:42:18 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5642#comment-15316 In reply to Robin.

All great!!!!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/should-i-give-this-back-to-my-date-you-decide/#comment-15315 Tue, 07 May 2013 03:41:53 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5642#comment-15315 In reply to Carrie.

Hiding it in someone else’s house is not an awful idea. Will consider!!!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/should-i-give-this-back-to-my-date-you-decide/#comment-15314 Tue, 07 May 2013 03:37:52 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5642#comment-15314 In reply to Kate Hall.

Ooooooohhhhh – that is awesome enough to might just work. See you at BlogHer!

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