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Comments on: Paris-Ochial Those Are Sins? https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/paris-ochial-those-are-sins/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Thu, 06 Sep 2012 05:28:32 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/paris-ochial-those-are-sins/#comment-8811 Thu, 06 Sep 2012 05:28:32 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3524#comment-8811 In reply to Gwennie.

Gwennie  I’m working the wang RIGHT NOW. I’m typing with my nose, because…OH YEAH I SAID IT!/obviously none of the above is true.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/paris-ochial-those-are-sins/#comment-8810 Thu, 06 Sep 2012 05:28:32 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3524#comment-8810 In reply to TRfromRL.

TRfromRL  Yeah, I’m enough of a hypocrite by myself. I don’t need other people doing it, too. Ha.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/paris-ochial-those-are-sins/#comment-8809 Thu, 06 Sep 2012 05:28:32 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3524#comment-8809 In reply to dadblunders.

dadblunders  Amen, Aaron!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/paris-ochial-those-are-sins/#comment-8808 Thu, 06 Sep 2012 05:28:32 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3524#comment-8808 In reply to Craziness Abounds.

Craziness Abounds  Looks great!!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/paris-ochial-those-are-sins/#comment-8807 Thu, 06 Sep 2012 05:23:31 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3524#comment-8807 In reply to RachRiot.

RachRiot  Yes, because most of the priests I’ve met are clearly not gay. Ha.

]]> By: TRfromRL https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/paris-ochial-those-are-sins/#comment-8684 Tue, 04 Sep 2012 11:06:56 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3524#comment-8684 It’s no pre-marital sex AND no working the wang.  They want you to deny and ignore being a human with hormones.  I went to Catholic school and I decided pretty early on, like 5th grade, that it was all BS.  I can’t live like a hypocrite, and I sure as hell won’t feel guilty for being human, and church on Sunday is a joke.  Everyone “sins” all week long, then they go to church on Sunday and somehow that absolves them from being a total a-hole all week.  Oh, and all the priests were alcoholics and smokers.  Again, the hypocrite thing….just can’t do it.  

]]> By: dadblunders https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/paris-ochial-those-are-sins/#comment-8655 Mon, 03 Sep 2012 09:01:52 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3524#comment-8655 I read these things from you D.J and I always learn something. Today I just learned why I am not Catholic….lolAaron

]]> By: RachRiot https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/paris-ochial-those-are-sins/#comment-8649 Sun, 02 Sep 2012 15:16:50 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3524#comment-8649 As you know I grew up Catholic, (because you told me Catholic girls were weird on my blog. THANKS.) and went to an all girls Catholic high school. I used to enjoy making outrageous shit up to shock the priest in the confessional. Good times. p.s. They NEVER asked the girls about masturbation. I would’ve remembered that shit. One guess why they asked the boys about that.  Uh huh. Ew.

]]> By: Craziness Abounds https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/paris-ochial-those-are-sins/#comment-8648 Sun, 02 Sep 2012 15:06:49 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3524#comment-8648 By the way you can be nice now I added a picture. I hope anyway. let me know if it doesn’t show up.

]]> By: Craziness Abounds https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/paris-ochial-those-are-sins/#comment-8647 Sun, 02 Sep 2012 14:51:52 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3524#comment-8647 lol Only you could get away with writing this! Love it. Anyway you ask me about the book fair and how to link up. You can go to my blog which is melyndarockinthecrazy.blogspot.com OR you can go to  Wayman publishing, or you can go to http://ecwrites.blogspot.com/2012/09/free-ebooks-for-three-whole-days.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+TheCrazyLifeOfAWritingMom+%28The+crazy+life+of+a+writing+mom!%29 there are over 160 blogs out there advertising for this right now and over 40 different authors are putting their books up either fir free downloads or reduced prices. If you buy anything part of the proceeds go to the diabetes association to find a cure. It’s a simple concept but we are simple people. 🙂 There’s a bunch of different genres. Oh and you could use this as an opportunity to get some of your Christmas shopping out of the way. Just saying.

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