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Comments on: One Embarrassing Story About Food https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/one-embarrassing-story-about-food/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Wed, 06 Jul 2016 19:34:59 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Robin Oz https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/one-embarrassing-story-about-food/#comment-251480 Wed, 06 Jul 2016 19:34:59 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1821#comment-251480 In reply to D.J. Paris.

http://f.tqn.com/y/homecooking/1/L/C/y/1/GettyImages-135585681.jpg

Angelique you’re so correct. I definitely knew not olives) which I love all, but don’t buy the ones stuffed with pimentos to me that takes away the true essence of the olive!)
I was thinking in the direction of a herb bud, but had to google.

Really enjoy reading all the shares!

]]> By: Anne https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/one-embarrassing-story-about-food/#comment-11639 Thu, 10 Jan 2013 13:15:53 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1821#comment-11639 I didn’t know pickles were cucumbers until seeing “New Pickles” in a Jewish deli and discovering they looked just like cucumbers. I had learned metamorphosis of frogs and butterflies in science class, but since we never ate pickles, I had not learned that pickling was a process until seeing the cucumber jar, next to the new pickle jar, next to the pickle jar.

]]> By: Jodie https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/one-embarrassing-story-about-food/#comment-11390 Sat, 05 Jan 2013 13:57:57 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1821#comment-11390 I still don’t know what prunes are.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/one-embarrassing-story-about-food/#comment-8780 Wed, 05 Sep 2012 21:47:09 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1821#comment-8780 Wow! I can eat a whole jar in a sitting!
But I can also eat a whole avocado with a little Italian dressing (in the same sitting).

I also like jalapeños.

And mushrooms that have been soaking in Italian dressing… Oh yeah.

WG
http://itsmynd.com

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/one-embarrassing-story-about-food/#comment-7369 Fri, 06 Jul 2012 02:15:00 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1821#comment-7369 In reply to Angelique.

 @Angelique  I… I don’t know.  You could be right.  Too lazy to Google.

]]> By: KarolineRiskowski https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/one-embarrassing-story-about-food/#comment-7346 Thu, 05 Jul 2012 23:18:51 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1821#comment-7346 Del, what did capers ever do to you?   Capers make Chicken Piccata….perhaps you could try them again.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/one-embarrassing-story-about-food/#comment-4617 Thu, 02 Feb 2012 00:03:59 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1821#comment-4617 In reply to Jessica_thereader.

@Jessica_thereader Nobody gets the vapors any more. I wish they did. Why isn’t everything like “Gone With The Wind”?

]]> By: Angelique https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/one-embarrassing-story-about-food/#comment-4616 Wed, 01 Feb 2012 23:17:13 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1821#comment-4616 I don’t suppose this is a good time to tell you that capers are flower buds.

]]> By: wilyguy https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/one-embarrassing-story-about-food/#comment-4599 Wed, 01 Feb 2012 00:51:39 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1821#comment-4599 Wow! I can eat a whole jar in a sitting!
But I can also eat a whole avocado with a little Italian dressing (in the same sitting).

I also like jalapeños.

And mushrooms that have been soaking in Italian dressing… Oh yeah.

WG
http://itsmynd.com

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/one-embarrassing-story-about-food/#comment-4598 Tue, 31 Jan 2012 23:17:16 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1821#comment-4598 In reply to KellyMcClennahanBarnett.

@KellyMcClennahanBarnett You just blew my mind. Just kidding – I’m not that dumb.

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