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Comments on: My Sister and I Drove Past a House of Ill Repute https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/my-sister-and-i-drove-past-a-house-of-ill-repute/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Wed, 29 Aug 2012 22:41:37 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/my-sister-and-i-drove-past-a-house-of-ill-repute/#comment-8533 Wed, 29 Aug 2012 22:41:37 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3483#comment-8533 In reply to leahgonz.

leahgonz  and then “Awkward cleanup”

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/my-sister-and-i-drove-past-a-house-of-ill-repute/#comment-8534 Wed, 29 Aug 2012 22:41:37 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3483#comment-8534 In reply to thebloggerincognito.

thebloggerincognito  Calling a dick a wang is still hilarious. Use it next time. “Hey, Stan, still having that growth thing on your wang?”

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/my-sister-and-i-drove-past-a-house-of-ill-repute/#comment-8531 Wed, 29 Aug 2012 22:36:39 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3483#comment-8531 In reply to Natalie the Singingfool.

Natalie the Singingfool  They should just say, “We don’t really do massage” – that would be a great tagline.Sunshine Massage – (we don’t really do massage)

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/my-sister-and-i-drove-past-a-house-of-ill-repute/#comment-8529 Wed, 29 Aug 2012 22:36:39 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3483#comment-8529 In reply to Kelly Fox.

Kelly Fox  Jojoba – I was proud of that one.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/my-sister-and-i-drove-past-a-house-of-ill-repute/#comment-8527 Wed, 29 Aug 2012 22:36:39 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3483#comment-8527 In reply to LittleAnimation.

LittleAnimation  Being from Canada (I’ve visited Toronto) you basically encourage girls to start charging.Of course, I’m basing my entire understanding of Canadian women from the one girl I met at a Toronto strip club.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/my-sister-and-i-drove-past-a-house-of-ill-repute/#comment-8530 Wed, 29 Aug 2012 22:36:39 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3483#comment-8530 In reply to Katjaneway.

Katjaneway  More like “shameful afterglow”

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/my-sister-and-i-drove-past-a-house-of-ill-repute/#comment-8532 Wed, 29 Aug 2012 22:36:39 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3483#comment-8532 In reply to happy little feet.

happy little feet  That parlor is only a 7/10.I mean, I have no idea what you’re talking about.

]]> By: LittleAnimation https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/my-sister-and-i-drove-past-a-house-of-ill-repute/#comment-8515 Wed, 29 Aug 2012 22:01:37 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3483#comment-8515 I’m offended by this. Not really.

]]> By: Kelly Fox https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/my-sister-and-i-drove-past-a-house-of-ill-repute/#comment-8513 Wed, 29 Aug 2012 15:26:37 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3483#comment-8513 D.J. D.J. D.J.!! So many things!! So many!! First, white and ‘rural’ BWAH!! That image brings to mind Daisy Dukes, shotguns, and straw bales. Second, Jojoba! Merciful Jeebus!! Priceless!! That was genius! Third, it WOULD be boss to play the video game during!

]]> By: Katjaneway https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/my-sister-and-i-drove-past-a-house-of-ill-repute/#comment-8508 Wed, 29 Aug 2012 14:21:37 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3483#comment-8508 Happy Ending? lol

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