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Comments on: My Parents Stood Me Up On My Birthday Eve! https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/my-parents-stood-me-up-on-my-birthday-eve/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sun, 29 Jul 2012 02:44:43 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: R https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/my-parents-stood-me-up-on-my-birthday-eve/#comment-7853 Sun, 29 Jul 2012 02:44:43 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=2994#comment-7853 In reply to D.J. Paris.

 @tfpHumorBlog  It should be “like me.” Sorry! 😀

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/my-parents-stood-me-up-on-my-birthday-eve/#comment-6526 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 18:07:17 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=2994#comment-6526 In reply to CarrieSieffert.

 @CarrieSieffert  Once again, you’re super old.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/my-parents-stood-me-up-on-my-birthday-eve/#comment-6525 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 18:06:49 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=2994#comment-6525 In reply to The Outlaw Mama.

 @The Outlaw Mama  Is that proper?  I had no idea.  I end sentences in prepositions, put commas in the wrong place, and many other mistakes.  Glad I nailed that one.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/my-parents-stood-me-up-on-my-birthday-eve/#comment-6524 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 18:06:08 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=2994#comment-6524 In reply to Shiftless Mommie.

 @Shiftless Mommie  Oh, I did.  My family needs to revolve more around me.  It’s simply the right thing.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/my-parents-stood-me-up-on-my-birthday-eve/#comment-6523 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 18:05:41 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=2994#comment-6523 In reply to Craziness Abounds.

 @Craziness Abounds  I did the same thing yesterday (when I went to a non-pool party thinking it was a pool party).

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/my-parents-stood-me-up-on-my-birthday-eve/#comment-6522 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 18:05:08 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=2994#comment-6522 In reply to Katjaneway.

 @Katjaneway  Thanks for the b-day wishes!
 

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/my-parents-stood-me-up-on-my-birthday-eve/#comment-6521 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 18:04:57 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=2994#comment-6521 In reply to wilyguy.

 @wilyguy  Thanks!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/my-parents-stood-me-up-on-my-birthday-eve/#comment-6520 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 18:04:51 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=2994#comment-6520 In reply to JW Moxie.

 @JW Moxie  But, black don’t crack!  Oh wait, I’m not black.

]]> By: Shiftless Mommie https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/my-parents-stood-me-up-on-my-birthday-eve/#comment-6293 Wed, 13 Jun 2012 03:27:17 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=2994#comment-6293 I think in the spirit of your birthday you should still blame this on all the people who didn’t answer their phones.

Cheeky valet.

]]> By: The Outlaw Mama https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/my-parents-stood-me-up-on-my-birthday-eve/#comment-6275 Mon, 11 Jun 2012 00:20:40 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=2994#comment-6275 Happy birthday. I love that you know the proper use of english language: “not gift lovers like I.” Few people can do that.   Blues Fest can suck it. SO can the traffic.

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