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https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/my-head-is-very-important-to-me/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Thu, 20 Sep 2012 03:06:58 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/my-head-is-very-important-to-me/#comment-9073 Thu, 20 Sep 2012 03:06:58 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3822#comment-9073 make sure to replace your helmet…it needs to be replaced after any kind of impact b/c inside parts can have impact damage without outside showing damage.  

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/my-head-is-very-important-to-me/#comment-9074 Thu, 20 Sep 2012 03:06:58 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3822#comment-9074 (that would mean that if you wore same helmet and fell off bike, the inside parts might not function properly and your head would be sad.)

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/my-head-is-very-important-to-me/#comment-9071 Wed, 19 Sep 2012 20:51:56 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3822#comment-9071 Maybe I should wear a helmet. I think all the head injuries I’ve incurred in the last three years may have made me slightly um special

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/my-head-is-very-important-to-me/#comment-9069 Wed, 19 Sep 2012 15:21:56 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3822#comment-9069 You just earned yourself another level of respect in my book for not only referencing West Side Story, but admitting you dance to it.

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/my-head-is-very-important-to-me/#comment-9068 Wed, 19 Sep 2012 08:56:53 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3822#comment-9068 D.J.always think about the hair and the best way to preserve it! Never give it up without a fight! :)Aaron

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/my-head-is-very-important-to-me/#comment-9067 Wed, 19 Sep 2012 06:56:54 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3822#comment-9067 West Side Story is genius and it’s definitely not for pussies.   So glad you didn’t bash your brains in!

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/my-head-is-very-important-to-me/#comment-9066 Wed, 19 Sep 2012 05:16:53 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3822#comment-9066 That’s what you get for almost forgetting to bring your towel. That’s what Towelie would say!

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