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Comments on: My First SuperFan! https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/my-first-superfan/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sun, 01 Jun 2014 06:26:20 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Michelle https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/my-first-superfan/#comment-75402 Sun, 01 Jun 2014 06:26:20 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2620#comment-75402 I have to admit, I have also considered reading your entire blog, but I couldn’t do it from current to oldest. I would have to start at the beginning and work my way through it in the order in which it was written. And the anal OCD part of me can’t get over the fact that she read the whole thing BACKWARDS. That’s serious devotion, there! And a little whackadoodle. And the whackadoodle is because of the backwards thing. Totally.

And I’m commenting on this almost two years after it was relevant. That’s what makes me whackadoodle.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/my-first-superfan/#comment-6414 Fri, 22 Jun 2012 06:45:16 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2620#comment-6414 In reply to Andi Roo.

 @Andi Roo  Um.. write decent stuff?  (oh yeah!  I went there!)  I will continue to goof on you until you formally invite me on your podcast.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/my-first-superfan/#comment-6413 Fri, 22 Jun 2012 06:44:33 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2620#comment-6413 In reply to Mod Mom Beyond IndieDom.

 @Mod Mom Beyond IndieDom  I should probably not use my lazy eye for that one.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/my-first-superfan/#comment-6412 Fri, 22 Jun 2012 06:44:19 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2620#comment-6412 In reply to AdamBritten.

 @AdamBritten    @Mod Mom Beyond IndieDom  I do hope they all fornicate.  It’s a fantasy of mine.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/my-first-superfan/#comment-6411 Fri, 22 Jun 2012 06:43:50 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2620#comment-6411 In reply to NeoMe.

Wow!  I’m so grateful and amazed you would do that.  I’ll just keep writing, I guess.  Also, passing wind.  I pass lots of wind.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/my-first-superfan/#comment-6410 Fri, 22 Jun 2012 06:42:10 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2620#comment-6410 In reply to OldDogNewTits.

Stop poaching my readers, new boobs!  Or at least do the honorable thing and show us your boobs.  In fact, yes, just do that.  Like now.  Like right now.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/my-first-superfan/#comment-6409 Fri, 22 Jun 2012 06:41:24 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2620#comment-6409 In reply to Jessica_thereader.

 @Jessica_thereader  Thanks to them I did hit the goal!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/my-first-superfan/#comment-6408 Fri, 22 Jun 2012 06:41:01 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2620#comment-6408 In reply to alaina.

You know, I should probably hide the rabbit in a big stew pot.  She’s never think to look there!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/my-first-superfan/#comment-6407 Fri, 22 Jun 2012 06:40:23 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2620#comment-6407 In reply to Banana Stickers.

 @Banana Stickers    @CristinBarry  Any competent physician can get you some.  Just act like a spaz.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/my-first-superfan/#comment-6406 Fri, 22 Jun 2012 06:39:51 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2620#comment-6406 In reply to CristinBarry.

 @CristinBarry  I read the book years ago, and when she cuts off the leg and he has to use a lighter  to cauterize the wound…  That…  That affected me.

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