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Comments on: My Colonoscopy Was Fun and I’m Willing to Share the Gross Details https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/my-colonoscopy-was-fun-and-im-willing-to-share-the-gross-details/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sun, 13 Dec 2015 02:51:10 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Andrea https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/my-colonoscopy-was-fun-and-im-willing-to-share-the-gross-details/#comment-164255 Sun, 13 Dec 2015 02:51:10 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=8505#comment-164255 Here’s a quirky tidbit of information for you. The metal arm out of nowhere polyp picker action, is often referred to as a “hot snare polyectomy”. The more you know!

]]> By: Kimberly https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/my-colonoscopy-was-fun-and-im-willing-to-share-the-gross-details/#comment-161017 Fri, 13 Nov 2015 07:30:19 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=8505#comment-161017 I can relate!!! When I had mine I woke up when they were yanking that camera out of me. The nurse was yanking it like it was a water hose she was trying to wind up! I screamed “OUCH, I can feel that” but I don’t think they heard me. They say redheads require a lot more knock out medicine than other people and I also require mega shots of novacaine when I go to the dentist.

]]> By: MeglyMc https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/my-colonoscopy-was-fun-and-im-willing-to-share-the-gross-details/#comment-160430 Sun, 01 Nov 2015 22:14:31 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=8505#comment-160430 It’s wrong that I’m reading this and just wondering how much weight I could lose doing the prep, isn’t it?

]]> By: Marissa https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/my-colonoscopy-was-fun-and-im-willing-to-share-the-gross-details/#comment-160260 Wed, 28 Oct 2015 20:11:04 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=8505#comment-160260 I clenched whilst enjoying your account of a colonoscopy. I’m due for one, but since I just endured a year of surgery, chemo, radiation, scan after scan, my oncologist told me I get a reprieve for a few months. I had the non-benign (see what I did there?) variety of breasticular cancer. I’m all good now … for now.

]]> By: Carolyn flaherty https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/my-colonoscopy-was-fun-and-im-willing-to-share-the-gross-details/#comment-160086 Fri, 23 Oct 2015 22:09:47 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=8505#comment-160086 That was fabulous. Thx for sharing. Love your humor, your writing style. Open & honest despite technically being a tight ass.

]]> By: Karoline Riskowski https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/my-colonoscopy-was-fun-and-im-willing-to-share-the-gross-details/#comment-159815 Thu, 15 Oct 2015 23:19:08 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=8505#comment-159815 Wow, D.J…..that was impressive. I didn’t know you were supposed to start screening for that at such a young age. You’re correct, they don’t totally knock you out, they “twilight” you. I congratulate you on takin’ it like a man. Cheers, buddy, on a clean colon!

]]> By: Jack https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/my-colonoscopy-was-fun-and-im-willing-to-share-the-gross-details/#comment-159587 Fri, 09 Oct 2015 13:53:21 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=8505#comment-159587 Better to “yelp” than to ask “Is it in yet?” Funny stuff.

]]> By: Bun Karyudo https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/my-colonoscopy-was-fun-and-im-willing-to-share-the-gross-details/#comment-159243 Sun, 04 Oct 2015 09:44:43 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=8505#comment-159243 I wondered about that anesthetic creating an overwhelming urge to talk. I’m usually pretty talkative to start with, but I’m just not sure what I’d say to a medical professional busy pushing a tube up my backside. I guess I could talk about the weather.

]]> By: Quirky Chrissy https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/my-colonoscopy-was-fun-and-im-willing-to-share-the-gross-details/#comment-159156 Thu, 01 Oct 2015 20:22:07 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=8505#comment-159156 This reminds me of my colposcopy (which is a video camera in lady bits instead of the butthole). It’s fascinating to watch a camera inside your body.

Glad you don’t have the cancer!

]]> By: Gwen https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/my-colonoscopy-was-fun-and-im-willing-to-share-the-gross-details/#comment-159147 Thu, 01 Oct 2015 12:25:17 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=8505#comment-159147 Congrats on your tight sphincter and that fancy “non-malignant” polyp. You are a real rock star. I plan to work on incorporating the word “crestfallen” into my daily lingo ASAP. Thanks for the laughs at your expense! I woke Lola up reading this because I could not contain my laughter! PS – it was worth it.

Full of shits & giggles, Gwen 🙂

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