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Comments on: Me Vs. Cop – Part III https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/me-vs-cop-part-iii/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Thu, 24 Jan 2013 22:32:49 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: ViolaFury (@ViolaFury) https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/me-vs-cop-part-iii/#comment-12343 Thu, 24 Jan 2013 22:32:49 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3983#comment-12343 I’m with Brenda. Tampa has the highest rate of bicyclist deaths in the country. If that happens to you, well. Let’s NOT go there. Living here on Nebraska Avenue (or near it now) my biggest fear is being hit by a car. Being legally blind carries it’s own perils. Since I’ve lived here, which is 2 years and 4 months, I know of 3 people who have been hit, 2 of those have lived in my house. So, please, easy on the scofflaws, m’kay?

]]> By: Brenda https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/me-vs-cop-part-iii/#comment-11571 Tue, 08 Jan 2013 22:23:39 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3983#comment-11571 I know you’ll never read this, but I have to get it out. If I could I would smack you in the face! Yes and say WTF is wrong with you? If you make a habit of going through red lights eventually your number will come up. Think about the driver that is going to hit YOU you asshat!
You high and might motorless bikers want to be respected when you’re moving along the road. You want us to notice you and respect that you have rights too while you’re doing your healthy thing. Well fine We’ll notice and respect you on the road when you start following the ROAD RULES. If you want to bike in the ROAD you have to follow the ROAD RULES and that means STOPPING at RED Lights. boo hoo too bad so sad. There I feel much better. Have a nice day !!

]]> By: Ericamos https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/me-vs-cop-part-iii/#comment-9309 Thu, 11 Oct 2012 19:20:17 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3983#comment-9309 This whole story was hilarious!!  But out of the whole thing, I feel I need to comment on the lasers.  While it *is* extremely dorky, it is also extremely awesome and I now totally want them!

]]> By: Ericamos https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/me-vs-cop-part-iii/#comment-9310 Thu, 11 Oct 2012 19:20:17 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3983#comment-9310 In reply to Natalie the Singingfool.

Natalie the Singingfool  I was wondering how you got that seatbelt ticket, but didn’t want to ask and potentially offend you.  haha  Good luck in court, I’m rooting for you!

]]> By: Ellen at Defenestrated Feet https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/me-vs-cop-part-iii/#comment-9296 Wed, 10 Oct 2012 04:45:11 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3983#comment-9296 Hahahaha this was a really funny story! I can sympathize – I mean wow, seeing as how, NEWS FLASH, no one needs a license to drive a bicycle, it really doesn’t make any sense that biking misdemeanor  should  have anything to do with that.
I had a friend once who got a ticket for speeding, on a bicycle. LAME. The posted speed limit was 20 km/h (12.4 mph for any American folks), because it was in a roadway system near a hospital… on a downhill. My friend was doing MAYBE 5k over the limit. Because speeding cyclists are SO much more dangerous than self-propelled multi-ton hunks of metal…. what?However, as an avid commuter-biker myself, I still gotta shame you (sorry) for the road rule-breaking and riding across a crosswalk like some high-falootin’ wannabe pedestrian… no matter what the walk light did or didn’t say. Ready? *SHAME!*  
I’ll let it go with that. =)

]]> By: Natalie the Singingfool https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/me-vs-cop-part-iii/#comment-9265 Sat, 06 Oct 2012 15:20:02 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3983#comment-9265 This give me hope for the seatbelt ticket I have to fight…I pulled out of my driveway, turned the corner, buckled up – then the cop sitting around the corner pulled me over. Dillweed.

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