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https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/me-vs-cop-part-i/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Thu, 24 Jan 2013 22:10:31 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/me-vs-cop-part-i/#comment-12339 Thu, 24 Jan 2013 22:10:31 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3966#comment-12339 Ha ha! DJ, you have the funniest commenters on the innernetz! Prolly because you’re so damned funny. Two pieces of awesome!

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/me-vs-cop-part-i/#comment-9354 Wed, 17 Oct 2012 06:45:46 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3966#comment-9354 @RachelintheOC I’ll bet on you

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/me-vs-cop-part-i/#comment-9264 Sat, 06 Oct 2012 01:49:57 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3966#comment-9264 Great story telling, plus keeping me hanging on waiting for part 2.  My favorite parts…two pieces of awesome (pretty sure I wasn’t born with those), roller bladers (just plain hysterical), and the gratuitous picture of the cops we all want.  Great stuff.

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/me-vs-cop-part-i/#comment-9258 Fri, 05 Oct 2012 05:24:54 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3966#comment-9258 “I want two pieces of that guy’s awesome!” is awesome!

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/me-vs-cop-part-i/#comment-9256 Fri, 05 Oct 2012 01:13:35 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3966#comment-9256 What a tease!

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/me-vs-cop-part-i/#comment-9255 Thu, 04 Oct 2012 21:43:09 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3966#comment-9255 Wish I had a bike! Lucky.http://thissillygirlslife.com

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/me-vs-cop-part-i/#comment-9254 Thu, 04 Oct 2012 16:18:08 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3966#comment-9254 This is what you come up with when you’re not sure what to write about? Hehe, half a story? Okay okay, we’ll wait for the other half 🙂 Getting interesting…

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/me-vs-cop-part-i/#comment-9253 Thu, 04 Oct 2012 15:28:09 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3966#comment-9253 Damn you for making me wait fourteen more hours for the end to this story! I want to know what happened! Did you get tazed? Or is it tazered?  

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/me-vs-cop-part-i/#comment-9252 Thu, 04 Oct 2012 13:43:11 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3966#comment-9252 @tfpHumorBlog We all make choices some good some bad, but I truly believe one day, Everyone good and Bad will understand one another.

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/me-vs-cop-part-i/#comment-9251 Thu, 04 Oct 2012 10:38:08 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3966#comment-9251 Whoah, weird. I got pulled over on my bike by those same four girlie cops. Honest to Steven!  

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