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https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/lets-take-the-focus-off-me/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Fri, 23 Nov 2012 23:52:43 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/lets-take-the-focus-off-me/#comment-10082 Fri, 23 Nov 2012 23:52:43 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3218#comment-10082 @wendywallace  Thanks Wendy – I loved meeting you as well. I don’t remember me being kind, but at least I didn’t fire off the c-word! 🙂

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/lets-take-the-focus-off-me/#comment-10081 Fri, 23 Nov 2012 23:52:43 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3218#comment-10081 @Chimera_swa  You need to find a more local boyfriend. I suggest looking on Craigslist under “Casual Encounters.”

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/lets-take-the-focus-off-me/#comment-10080 Fri, 23 Nov 2012 23:52:43 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3218#comment-10080 She would except dealing with hatboxes really isn’t her thing.

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/lets-take-the-focus-off-me/#comment-10079 Fri, 23 Nov 2012 23:52:43 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3218#comment-10079 @JoAnneMeadows  Well, I can loan out my girlfriend on consignment. Deal?

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/lets-take-the-focus-off-me/#comment-10078 Fri, 23 Nov 2012 23:52:43 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3218#comment-10078 I don’t get into the details, Kelly. I just say, “Good job – now what’s for dinner? Pass me a domestic beer.”

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/lets-take-the-focus-off-me/#comment-10077 Fri, 23 Nov 2012 23:52:43 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3218#comment-10077 @dadblunders  Just as long as she stays thin, that’s the most important thing. Right?

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/lets-take-the-focus-off-me/#comment-10076 Fri, 23 Nov 2012 23:52:42 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3218#comment-10076 @SrslyAmusing  Well, I did threaten her with a severe beating if she didn’t do some sort of project while I was at BlogHer. Women love a commanding man.

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/lets-take-the-focus-off-me/#comment-10020 Thu, 22 Nov 2012 21:32:41 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3218#comment-10020 @ModMomBeyondIndieDom  Good one!

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/lets-take-the-focus-off-me/#comment-10019 Thu, 22 Nov 2012 21:17:38 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3218#comment-10019 You’re not wrong!

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/lets-take-the-focus-off-me/#comment-10018 Thu, 22 Nov 2012 21:17:38 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3218#comment-10018 Get a significant other to do this for you. It’s the only way!

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