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Comments on: Last Night I Played Poker! (and-not-the-funny-pun-kind-like-your-sexually-immature-friend-says-while-he-jabs-you-in-the-ribs) https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/last-night-i-played-poker-and-not-the-funny-pun-kind-like-your-sexually-immature-friend-says-while-he-jabs-you-in-the-ribs/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Tue, 13 Mar 2012 21:43:35 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/last-night-i-played-poker-and-not-the-funny-pun-kind-like-your-sexually-immature-friend-says-while-he-jabs-you-in-the-ribs/#comment-4913 Tue, 13 Mar 2012 21:43:35 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1139#comment-4913 In reply to Sandra Mangum.

Hi Sandra – yes, shower gloves are the greatest thing ever.  Here’s a link to last January, where I donned 2011, the year of the shower gloves.  http://delfinparis.com/newsite/thoughts/make-2011-the-year-of-the-shower-glove/

]]> By: Sandra Mangum https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/last-night-i-played-poker-and-not-the-funny-pun-kind-like-your-sexually-immature-friend-says-while-he-jabs-you-in-the-ribs/#comment-4912 Tue, 13 Mar 2012 19:22:36 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1139#comment-4912 In reply to D.J. Paris.

 @delfinparis  Shower gloves?  Tell me more.  Like the scrubby gloves or something different entirely.  
P.S.  I brush my teeth in the shower but never thought to floss.  One task to add to my next shower…

]]> By: chazzgorman https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/last-night-i-played-poker-and-not-the-funny-pun-kind-like-your-sexually-immature-friend-says-while-he-jabs-you-in-the-ribs/#comment-3929 Thu, 17 Nov 2011 00:40:31 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1139#comment-3929 chazzgorman@gmail.com ohhhh nelly that would stink

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/last-night-i-played-poker-and-not-the-funny-pun-kind-like-your-sexually-immature-friend-says-while-he-jabs-you-in-the-ribs/#comment-3924 Wed, 16 Nov 2011 15:34:27 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1139#comment-3924 In reply to Prof. Torg.

@Prof. Torg Thanks for reading, professor!

]]> By: Prof. Torg https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/last-night-i-played-poker-and-not-the-funny-pun-kind-like-your-sexually-immature-friend-says-while-he-jabs-you-in-the-ribs/#comment-3919 Wed, 16 Nov 2011 13:34:29 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1139#comment-3919 No floss for me in the shower. I really liked your handwritten note statistic. When did I receive my last one? My 93 year old grandma writes me a couple a year. You’re in a band? I need to check ya’lls (I’m married to a Southerner) stuff out.

]]> By: Susan K https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/last-night-i-played-poker-and-not-the-funny-pun-kind-like-your-sexually-immature-friend-says-while-he-jabs-you-in-the-ribs/#comment-3903 Mon, 14 Nov 2011 03:35:00 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1139#comment-3903 In reply to D.J. Paris.

@delfinparis Shower gloves for everyone!!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/last-night-i-played-poker-and-not-the-funny-pun-kind-like-your-sexually-immature-friend-says-while-he-jabs-you-in-the-ribs/#comment-3902 Mon, 14 Nov 2011 02:33:42 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1139#comment-3902 In reply to Susan K.

@Susan K If you haven’t already bought them shower gloves, I call “bad mother” on you.

]]> By: Susan K https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/last-night-i-played-poker-and-not-the-funny-pun-kind-like-your-sexually-immature-friend-says-while-he-jabs-you-in-the-ribs/#comment-3901 Mon, 14 Nov 2011 02:08:47 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1139#comment-3901 I thought I was the only one to brush my teeth in the shower, except for my children, but I taught them to do that.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/last-night-i-played-poker-and-not-the-funny-pun-kind-like-your-sexually-immature-friend-says-while-he-jabs-you-in-the-ribs/#comment-3900 Mon, 14 Nov 2011 02:06:37 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1139#comment-3900 In reply to Ptmartinez.

@Ptmartinez Hang around with fun women who let me bring my dog in to the salon and read all my dumb stories? Sure!

]]> By: Ptmartinez https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/last-night-i-played-poker-and-not-the-funny-pun-kind-like-your-sexually-immature-friend-says-while-he-jabs-you-in-the-ribs/#comment-3899 Mon, 14 Nov 2011 02:03:49 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1139#comment-3899 If you feel like hanging around with a bunch of girls, you are welcome to join us for an event we are having at The Joynt on Nov 23

The girls at M Salon Chicago 🙂

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