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Comments on: Last Night I Met One Of You! (And You Didn’t Kill Me) https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/last-night-i-met-one-of-you-and-you-didnt-kill-me/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Fri, 13 Jan 2012 15:39:42 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/last-night-i-met-one-of-you-and-you-didnt-kill-me/#comment-4462 Fri, 13 Jan 2012 15:39:42 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1327#comment-4462 In reply to bogie.

@bogie Oh. And gross.

]]> By: bogie https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/last-night-i-met-one-of-you-and-you-didnt-kill-me/#comment-4461 Fri, 13 Jan 2012 15:02:47 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1327#comment-4461 In reply to D.J. Paris.

@delfinparis i wish i had something that cool to reference! (although, i will have to do some light googling later to learn of this ‘superstar’ you speak so highly of) however, I was just referring to my morning beverage of choice, Diet Dr. Pepper.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/last-night-i-met-one-of-you-and-you-didnt-kill-me/#comment-4456 Fri, 13 Jan 2012 02:07:14 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1327#comment-4456 In reply to bogie.

@bogie DDP? Explain. I hope you’re not referencing wrestling superstar Diamond Dallas Page.

]]> By: bogie https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/last-night-i-met-one-of-you-and-you-didnt-kill-me/#comment-4443 Thu, 12 Jan 2012 19:39:17 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1327#comment-4443 “My subscription to Roofies and Chloroform Monthly ran out last June.” – okay, that literally just made me spit my diet dr. pepper all over my monitor. (and if you knew how much I love DDP, you would probably better understand what a big deal it is that I actually spit some of it out). great stuff! Keep it coming!

]]> By: bogie https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/last-night-i-met-one-of-you-and-you-didnt-kill-me/#comment-4442 Thu, 12 Jan 2012 19:37:36 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1327#comment-4442 “My subscription to Roofies and Chloroform Monthly ran out last June.” – okay, that literally just spit my diet dr. pepper all over my monitor. (and if you knew how much I love DDP, you would probably better understand what a big deal it is that I actually spit some of it out).

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/last-night-i-met-one-of-you-and-you-didnt-kill-me/#comment-4263 Sun, 18 Dec 2011 05:13:45 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1327#comment-4263 Now I’m thoroughly depressed. Damn you, Chopin, and your brilliance!

]]> By: bob https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/last-night-i-met-one-of-you-and-you-didnt-kill-me/#comment-4261 Sat, 17 Dec 2011 23:16:56 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1327#comment-4261 http://bit.ly/arzq3P

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/last-night-i-met-one-of-you-and-you-didnt-kill-me/#comment-4255 Sat, 17 Dec 2011 03:40:44 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1327#comment-4255 In reply to CaliforniaGirl.

@aczielke@CaliforniaGirl Half Spanish, half Lithuanian Jew. Raised Presbyterian. Now I just sleep in and watch Meet the Press. My life is boring.

]]> By: aczielke https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/last-night-i-met-one-of-you-and-you-didnt-kill-me/#comment-4254 Sat, 17 Dec 2011 01:06:08 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1327#comment-4254 In reply to CaliforniaGirl.

@delfinparis @CaliforniaGirl no way are you Spanish!!!! I call bs.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/last-night-i-met-one-of-you-and-you-didnt-kill-me/#comment-4253 Sat, 17 Dec 2011 00:10:43 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1327#comment-4253 In reply to CaliforniaGirl.

@CaliforniaGirl Okay, believe it or shit, I have actually been to Merced. I spent a 4th of July there like 10 years ago. And no, I’m Spanish. No joke.

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