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Comments on: Is My Height Worth Fighting Over? https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/is-my-height-worth-fighting-over/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Tue, 05 Apr 2016 21:22:35 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Kendra https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/is-my-height-worth-fighting-over/#comment-172161 Tue, 05 Apr 2016 21:22:35 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=9017#comment-172161 Just doing my job ?

Signed,
Typo police

]]> By: Alanda https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/is-my-height-worth-fighting-over/#comment-169617 Tue, 01 Mar 2016 23:51:15 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=9017#comment-169617 I’m so glad I stopped by this was a hilarious read! I was at my desk yesterday quietly holding back tears! Who knew height was a touchy subject? Haha on the blood pressure comment, I was thinking you have stroked out!!!!

]]> By: Nicholas Nieblas https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/is-my-height-worth-fighting-over/#comment-169330 Fri, 26 Feb 2016 23:28:04 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=9017#comment-169330 I’m a solid 5’11-5/8″, but I say I’m 6′. I’m living a lie and I’m perfectly okay with it. You wanna fight about it?

]]> By: Ronnie Peace https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/is-my-height-worth-fighting-over/#comment-168584 Mon, 15 Feb 2016 21:41:02 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=9017#comment-168584 I’d say if you did hire that personal trainer then it wouldn’t be Runners Knee you would be suffering from, and your blood pressure … well.
But I’m sure there’s a placebo you can get for that.

]]> By: Ronnie Peace https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/is-my-height-worth-fighting-over/#comment-168583 Mon, 15 Feb 2016 21:39:50 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=9017#comment-168583 I’d say if you did hire that personal trainer then it wouldn’t be Runners Knee you would be suffering from, and your blood pressure … well.
But I’m sure there’s a placebo you can get for that.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/is-my-height-worth-fighting-over/#comment-168369 Fri, 12 Feb 2016 15:22:23 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=9017#comment-168369 In reply to Kendra.

Ha- you’re right! I think it’s 120/80. Whatever the normal is. Just a typo. THANKS TYPO POLICE!

]]> By: Kendra https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/is-my-height-worth-fighting-over/#comment-168273 Thu, 11 Feb 2016 03:41:15 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=9017#comment-168273 Do you live in the US? Because that last blood pressure reading didn’t sound right. 180 is extremely high and 20 is extremely low. I checked mine earlier and it was 116/86 which is really good. Anything over 150 and you should be in the hospital. Just curious.

]]> By: Sarah Black https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/is-my-height-worth-fighting-over/#comment-168093 Mon, 08 Feb 2016 16:29:34 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=9017#comment-168093 “I’ve never seen anyone use a strangle move before.” Cried my eyes out! Great post!

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