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Comments on: I’m Writing This Post High on Caffeine – A Confession https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/im-writing-this-post-high-on-caffeine-a-confession/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Fri, 12 Apr 2013 23:35:13 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Lochstar https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/im-writing-this-post-high-on-caffeine-a-confession/#comment-13863 Fri, 12 Apr 2013 23:35:13 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5468#comment-13863 I have no problems with ribald boners throughout my day, caffeinated or not. It’s the inopportune ones that crimp my style.

]]> By: Jean https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/im-writing-this-post-high-on-caffeine-a-confession/#comment-13793 Fri, 05 Apr 2013 18:17:14 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5468#comment-13793 If you still have it in you to quit, do so now! I have a full-blown coffee addiction, and the days I don’t have any are very lackluster. I think besides the caffeine itself, you can get addicted/used to the ritual of drinking your [insert caffeinated beverage]–that might be harder to break than the drink itself because it just feels like you are supposed to be doing it to feel normal.

Kosher coke sounds pretty cool, though. Is it like Mexican coke? Oh my. Be well.

]]> By: Liz https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/im-writing-this-post-high-on-caffeine-a-confession/#comment-13791 Fri, 05 Apr 2013 14:20:09 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5468#comment-13791 Hi- I adore coffee, but I have noticed that in my pre-coffee days (tea only, and even then not always) I was a lot more creative than I am now. You’ve given me the idea that I might try dropping coffee and caffeinated drinks for a while and see what happens.

]]> By: StuntedAdults https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/im-writing-this-post-high-on-caffeine-a-confession/#comment-13782 Thu, 04 Apr 2013 03:11:55 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5468#comment-13782 Well, my child, with great power, comes great responsibility. A little energy drink never hurt anyone (except for Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan, but, let’s be honest, their ships were going down long before the bull got on board), and, in your case, it seems to help you in certain situations. I think you should always keep one in the house — maybe inside of a glass case with a little metal hammer attached to it — to be used only in cases of emergency.

Also, what would your family think of the fact that I grew up calling soda “pop”? I have a feeling that term is so low class that they have never even heard of it.

]]> By: Small Footprints https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/im-writing-this-post-high-on-caffeine-a-confession/#comment-13776 Wed, 03 Apr 2013 13:49:38 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5468#comment-13776 I love coffee … practically grew up on the stuff. But … (and it’s a HUGE BUT) … it can have serious physical side affects. I used to drink the stuff all day long … heck, I actually cleaned house with a cup in one hand. Then, one day, I sat down to enjoy yet another cup and … I couldn’t get back up out of the chair. My legs wouldn’t work. I was only 22 and in good shape and this scared me. The doctor said that my problem was the caffeine. It wound me up and then slammed me down … and when it slammed me down, it rendered my muscles useless. Basically, for a good hour, I was unable to move. That did it for me. I have no more than 1 cup a day now. The rest of the day … water. So … be careful!

]]> By: Ashley Z https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/im-writing-this-post-high-on-caffeine-a-confession/#comment-13766 Tue, 02 Apr 2013 21:32:49 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5468#comment-13766 Yeah, caffeine definitely sounds like it is your adderall Paris. Pretty great when you have to get a load of work or cleaning done, but not so good for conversing or being creative. Just make sure you don’t have meetings on the days you take it 🙂

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/im-writing-this-post-high-on-caffeine-a-confession/#comment-13763 Tue, 02 Apr 2013 14:03:50 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5468#comment-13763 In reply to Andrea.

Wine juicing is just grapes, remember. Healthy! Or not – no idea. I’m not a nutritionist. Ha!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/im-writing-this-post-high-on-caffeine-a-confession/#comment-13762 Tue, 02 Apr 2013 14:02:30 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5468#comment-13762 In reply to Karren Haller.

Yeah, I just don’t want coffee breath and stained teeth! Ha! No, I’m getting off the energy drinks. Caffeine in general is simply too potent for me. I need a clean body. 🙂

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/im-writing-this-post-high-on-caffeine-a-confession/#comment-13761 Tue, 02 Apr 2013 14:01:19 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5468#comment-13761 In reply to Alana (@RamblinGarden).

I work with a lot of Jews so I know all about Passover – I will tell you the sugar-based Coke is so much better than the high fructose stuff. Amazing!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/im-writing-this-post-high-on-caffeine-a-confession/#comment-13760 Tue, 02 Apr 2013 13:59:00 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5468#comment-13760 In reply to Mae.

Thanks, Mae!!!

Well, as I read back the post I am actually very happy with it. I like how it came out. Again, thanks for the kind words.

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