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https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/im-rebellious-like/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sun, 27 Jan 2013 06:02:08 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/im-rebellious-like/#comment-12427 Sun, 27 Jan 2013 06:02:08 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5133#comment-12427 As scary as this incident was for you, all I can focus on is the lack of doors. How was that legal?? How?

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/im-rebellious-like/#comment-12422 Sat, 26 Jan 2013 22:49:53 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5133#comment-12422 By the way, I get bathroom nightmares fairly often

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/im-rebellious-like/#comment-12421 Sat, 26 Jan 2013 22:48:13 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5133#comment-12421 That’s insane. I went to a wedding venue where the bathrooms were in another small building on the property, and the women’s stalls didn’t have any doors!!! I was like, WTF kind of shit is this??? So, I just used the one furthest down so that no one would be walking by me. That shit should be illegal.

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/im-rebellious-like/#comment-12419 Sat, 26 Jan 2013 22:45:14 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5133#comment-12419 Hmmmm…. my husband used to complain about this type of situation when he was in the military. Seriously – some things need to happen in private. Although I am not going to lie… I can’t believe no body checked the bathroom during a fire alarm. Or didn’t bother to notice a missing kid! Glad you made it out of that shit alive! 😉

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/im-rebellious-like/#comment-12397 Sat, 26 Jan 2013 06:14:38 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5133#comment-12397 I’m glad everything came out ok.

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/im-rebellious-like/#comment-12395 Sat, 26 Jan 2013 04:33:02 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5133#comment-12395 Why were there no stalls on the doors? Is this normal for boys bathrooms in schools? Boys have such a difficult time in life.

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/im-rebellious-like/#comment-12394 Sat, 26 Jan 2013 03:20:19 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5133#comment-12394 You just admitted to a fear that all of us have. At least all that will admit it. Pooping in Public is the hardest thing to do. It’s right up there with dreaming you’re in your pj’s in public. Wow I’ve been dreaming about that for years. Brrrrrrr….scarey…brrrrrr. Glad you survived it without too much ridicule.

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/im-rebellious-like/#comment-12392 Sat, 26 Jan 2013 02:11:50 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5133#comment-12392 This is so funny! Even though I was really excited about hearing something rebellious (I posted about selling beer from my locker today) I was thoroughly entertained by this segue. Funny!

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/im-rebellious-like/#comment-12391 Sat, 26 Jan 2013 01:56:52 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5133#comment-12391 Don’t ask me why I know this, but there were no doors on the stalls of the boy’s bathroom at my middle school. And I went to public school. Then again, it was Los Angeles Unified, so they probably didn’t care and cut corners wherever they could. But anyway, yes, it is totally mind blowing. Who even thinks of that?! Probably some old, greasy, exhibitionist.

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