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Comments on: I’m A Shit To My Girlfriend https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/im-a-shit-to-my-girlfriend/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Mon, 17 Jun 2013 14:39:05 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: buy idol lip https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/im-a-shit-to-my-girlfriend/#comment-17606 Mon, 17 Jun 2013 14:39:05 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3245#comment-17606 Whoa! This blog looks just like my old one!
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]]> By: knightndaze https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/im-a-shit-to-my-girlfriend/#comment-9396 Mon, 22 Oct 2012 06:16:05 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3245#comment-9396 Read this book then:  http://www.amazon.com/Controlling-People-Recognize-Understand-ebook/dp/B001UISGUC/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1350886116&sr=8-2&keywords=controlling+people+patricia+evans or maybe your girlfriend will want to read it. I promise it’ll be worth it. (yay, promise from internet stranger – that’s worth heaps!) Anyway, it’ll tell you why her not watching TV feels like an attack on you.

]]> By: knightndaze https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/im-a-shit-to-my-girlfriend/#comment-9397 Mon, 22 Oct 2012 06:16:05 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3245#comment-9397 In reply to knightndaze.

Ahh, dammit. Oh well, it’s called Controlling People, adn by Patricia Evans. Get it from the library or something, maybe

]]> By: Ofiona https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/im-a-shit-to-my-girlfriend/#comment-9054 Tue, 18 Sep 2012 04:11:48 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3245#comment-9054 Geez, I’d give my right arm to get my husband’s head OUT OF the tv. If the tv is on and I talk all he hears is blah, blah, blah. He says it’s a bit like the teacher in the old Peanuts cartoons. He is aware I am always on the lookout for his replacement.

]]> By: TheLibAubuchon https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/im-a-shit-to-my-girlfriend/#comment-8129 Wed, 15 Aug 2012 02:50:38 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3245#comment-8129 Dude, you totally are. Don’t know if you recall but one night when I was first learning how to use Twitter (shutup) I sent a tweet saying I just accidentally tweeted about 40 messages to you. You RT’d it with some snarky reference to a “stalker filter.” I tagged you as a lady hater. Really glad to see you owning it. And this is meant in the nicest mean way possible, btw.

]]> By: flybrariman https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/im-a-shit-to-my-girlfriend/#comment-8050 Mon, 13 Aug 2012 01:04:32 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3245#comment-8050 @RachelintheOC @tfpHumorBlog Hard time seeing the humor in this one? #shedeservesbetter #dontyouthink? #dontbeadick

]]> By: mamaliciousindc https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/im-a-shit-to-my-girlfriend/#comment-8044 Mon, 13 Aug 2012 00:04:32 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3245#comment-8044 Your girlfriend can build a closet? Um…does she need any new friends, say, in the DC area?

]]> By: SunnySays https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/im-a-shit-to-my-girlfriend/#comment-8001 Sat, 11 Aug 2012 19:34:12 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3245#comment-8001 Whoa, thot we were dating for a sec or that my boyfriend had written this. Surreal. I immediately sent this to him. We laffed as he experienced some denial. Good times.

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