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Comments on: I Will No Longer Be Pouring Bacon Grease Directly Into My Dishwasher https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-will-no-longer-be-pouring-bacon-grease-directly-into-my-dishwasher/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Tue, 11 Mar 2014 06:02:23 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: FormerArabianResident https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-will-no-longer-be-pouring-bacon-grease-directly-into-my-dishwasher/#comment-27959 Tue, 11 Mar 2014 06:02:23 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5569#comment-27959 I like reading humorous blogs.. fancythatfancythis.com is one of my favorites ..a classy indian muslim lady

I followed u back on twitter but If I find u to be prejudiced you are going to have one less reader that’s all :P.. You have a large fanbase, and one less reader who doesn’t share your sensibilities is not going to hurt your blog

]]> By: FormerArabianResident https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-will-no-longer-be-pouring-bacon-grease-directly-into-my-dishwasher/#comment-27956 Tue, 11 Mar 2014 05:45:28 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5569#comment-27956 Thank you Allah, the Creator of humans and pigs, that I’m not married to someone who eats pigs and dumps its grease in the garbage disposal.

I’m an Indian Muslim who grew up in Saudi Arabia and now a proud Chicagoan. Growing up, like all curious kids my age, my friends, cousins and I asked our parents why we were forbidden to eat piggy ..our indian parents said it’s because pigs eat poop and they bathe in dirt and female pigs have multiple male partners in their lifetime. So you become like them if you eat pigs..and then they also went on to reason that IT’S exactly the reason why American and European women are whores ..it’s because they eat pigs. This was probably their way of saying you are what u eat. I spent the greater part of my childhood in the US so I’m not even close to half as prejudiced and ethnocentric as my Indian compatriots (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2325502/Map-shows-worlds-racist-countries-answers-surprise-you.html)

Still brings a smile to my face when I think about it.

PS: I searched your blog for muslim to gauge how anti or pro muslim you are. I am not sure where you fit ..just being honest

]]> By: Jen https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-will-no-longer-be-pouring-bacon-grease-directly-into-my-dishwasher/#comment-14967 Tue, 30 Apr 2013 01:34:22 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5569#comment-14967 DO It Do It Do It!!!! Why stop now….and thanks for the tip. I have totally over-used my garbage disposal and it’s still ticking. Not so much the washing machine. It doesn’t like all my king size bedding, including comforter getting washed once a week, so it leaks and jumps. But the dishwasher has clearly been getting the easy way out, no more my friend!

]]> By: Jean Heff https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-will-no-longer-be-pouring-bacon-grease-directly-into-my-dishwasher/#comment-14936 Mon, 29 Apr 2013 03:17:08 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5569#comment-14936 I am your dishwashing machine twin. I was just thinking today about those clean/dirty flip magnets people put on their dishwashers and how I would NEVER need one because I can easily tell if my dishes are clean or dirty. I don’t wash anything before I throw them in. You should probably pinterest your method of cleaning out bacon grease from a dishwasher by the way.

]]> By: Vanessa https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-will-no-longer-be-pouring-bacon-grease-directly-into-my-dishwasher/#comment-14935 Mon, 29 Apr 2013 03:07:54 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5569#comment-14935 I will wash anything in my dishwasher. Toaster looking a little scuzzy? In it goes. Coffee maker peeing brown tarry coffee drips? In it goes. Hand blender? The only challenge is making sure the cords don’t get hung up.

That, and making sure no one plugs them in too soon.

Shoes come out smelling nice and fresh, but the glue can’t take the heat.

]]> By: Mod Mom Beyond IndieDom https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-will-no-longer-be-pouring-bacon-grease-directly-into-my-dishwasher/#comment-14930 Mon, 29 Apr 2013 01:58:51 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5569#comment-14930 PS…First washing the urine soaked pet mat in there and now this? I’m surprised your dishwasher still has the will to live. Chug on, oh sudsy one…chug on.

]]> By: Mod Mom Beyond IndieDom https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-will-no-longer-be-pouring-bacon-grease-directly-into-my-dishwasher/#comment-14929 Mon, 29 Apr 2013 01:55:38 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5569#comment-14929 You made up for the lack of water conservation by not using the tin foil. Evens out. And does anybody use the S.O.S pads? I’ve had ’em under the sink forever and so do a lot of people I know. It’s not like I go around checking under people’s sinks or anything…I just know these things.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-will-no-longer-be-pouring-bacon-grease-directly-into-my-dishwasher/#comment-14885 Fri, 26 Apr 2013 15:59:32 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5569#comment-14885 In reply to Cheryl Nicholl.

Microwaved bacon is the worst. Shame on you! 🙂

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-will-no-longer-be-pouring-bacon-grease-directly-into-my-dishwasher/#comment-14884 Fri, 26 Apr 2013 15:58:52 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5569#comment-14884 In reply to another jennifer.

Yes, you’re as bad as me. Congrats!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-will-no-longer-be-pouring-bacon-grease-directly-into-my-dishwasher/#comment-14883 Fri, 26 Apr 2013 15:58:33 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5569#comment-14883 In reply to Robin.

Wait until they read my post on how I don’t pick up my dog’s poop. (I really don’t)

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