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Comments on: I Went to Montreal and Got ToonSwag and No, That’s Not a STD https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-went-to-montreal-and-got-toonswag-and-no-thats-not-a-std/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sat, 04 Jun 2016 00:29:59 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Debbie D https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-went-to-montreal-and-got-toonswag-and-no-thats-not-a-std/#comment-220450 Sat, 04 Jun 2016 00:29:59 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=8548#comment-220450 I was browsing around and naturally, being Canadian, this caught my eye. Montreal is a beautiful city. You Americans and your lack of knowledge about Canada! That was funny. Looking for part II now.

]]> By: Shae https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-went-to-montreal-and-got-toonswag-and-no-thats-not-a-std/#comment-160520 Mon, 02 Nov 2015 19:25:29 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=8548#comment-160520 As only a polite, passive Canadian would respond, What the hell!! I never get tired of laughing at Americans and there lack of geography. It always cracks me up how little you guys know about your neighbors to the north ( l love that your honest about it) Thanks for the laugh looking forward to part 2!

]]> By: Aussa Lorens https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-went-to-montreal-and-got-toonswag-and-no-thats-not-a-std/#comment-160501 Mon, 02 Nov 2015 18:22:02 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=8548#comment-160501 My friend Peeves and I used to say “The Shadow knows” to each other all the time in third grade but I don’t even remember where we learned it from.

Also, I am very jealous.

]]> By: Kristine @MumRevised https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-went-to-montreal-and-got-toonswag-and-no-thats-not-a-std/#comment-160460 Mon, 02 Nov 2015 13:09:28 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=8548#comment-160460 If you ever decide to dust off the passport in Toronto, I have WiFi. I can’t draw anything but a bath but I know where you can get poutine that is only 2500 calories.

]]> By: Kate Hall https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-went-to-montreal-and-got-toonswag-and-no-thats-not-a-std/#comment-160457 Mon, 02 Nov 2015 12:29:09 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=8548#comment-160457 Montreal is fun and beautiful. Looking forward to part 2 of your shenanigans.

]]> By: The Animated Woman https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-went-to-montreal-and-got-toonswag-and-no-thats-not-a-std/#comment-160375 Sat, 31 Oct 2015 17:48:38 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=8548#comment-160375 See? I answered your prayer; they don’t call me JC for nothing. And you thought you left the messiah at the Basilica.

Fucking great to see you on my doorstep. I’m still laughing about your chest hair.

]]> By: Holley https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-went-to-montreal-and-got-toonswag-and-no-thats-not-a-std/#comment-160298 Thu, 29 Oct 2015 19:06:58 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=8548#comment-160298 I love this. I almost snorted at the library. Don’t judge. Free WiFi. 🙂 Seriously though, hilarious.

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