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https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-was-the-balloonicorn-at-blogher/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Mon, 17 Jun 2013 02:04:25 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-was-the-balloonicorn-at-blogher/#comment-17590 Mon, 17 Jun 2013 02:04:25 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3199#comment-17590 What is with the unicorns??? Hilarious and you should have traded her for that gold lame bustier thing she has on.

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-was-the-balloonicorn-at-blogher/#comment-10066 Fri, 23 Nov 2012 19:12:46 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3199#comment-10066 @pdk117  Thanks – believe it or not, I really wasn’t the center of attention. Most people didn’t even notice!

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-was-the-balloonicorn-at-blogher/#comment-10059 Fri, 23 Nov 2012 19:12:45 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3199#comment-10059 @dadblunders  It was fun – please come next year!

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-was-the-balloonicorn-at-blogher/#comment-10065 Fri, 23 Nov 2012 19:12:45 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3199#comment-10065 @wilyguy  How dare you, sir. I use sheepskin.

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-was-the-balloonicorn-at-blogher/#comment-10064 Fri, 23 Nov 2012 19:12:45 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3199#comment-10064 @Fort Worth Mama  I did end up have sex with like six women there. It was pretty crazy.

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-was-the-balloonicorn-at-blogher/#comment-10063 Fri, 23 Nov 2012 19:12:45 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3199#comment-10063 Thanks, Steve!

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-was-the-balloonicorn-at-blogher/#comment-10062 Fri, 23 Nov 2012 19:12:45 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3199#comment-10062 @WhateverJo  It really did. Also, I was farting a lot.

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-was-the-balloonicorn-at-blogher/#comment-10061 Fri, 23 Nov 2012 19:12:45 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3199#comment-10061 @aliziacross  I’m not really a “wash your hands” sort of guy. I probably should be.

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-was-the-balloonicorn-at-blogher/#comment-10060 Fri, 23 Nov 2012 19:12:45 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3199#comment-10060 @RachRiot  I didn’t see the punch but I heard about it. Ah, drunk people…

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-was-the-balloonicorn-at-blogher/#comment-10058 Fri, 23 Nov 2012 19:12:44 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3199#comment-10058 @Craftyb  Love your balloons!!! You and husband are amazing.

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