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https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-was-a-poet-but-i-knew-it/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sat, 29 Sep 2012 12:37:50 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-was-a-poet-but-i-knew-it/#comment-9171 Sat, 29 Sep 2012 12:37:50 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3904#comment-9171 just tuning in… do you have a link for these works??? very interested!!!  (I apologize, it may be posted somewhere already, but I thought I could save myself some time and ask directly… thanks!!!, Lisa

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-was-a-poet-but-i-knew-it/#comment-9165 Thu, 27 Sep 2012 21:37:43 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3904#comment-9165 so weird you published this today because my mom was just asking this morning about my poetry in high school.  Mine was much more 5th grade and not so deep as yours.  It ended in tenth grade when I discovered beer and boys… shame shame.

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-was-a-poet-but-i-knew-it/#comment-9158 Thu, 27 Sep 2012 21:21:12 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3904#comment-9158 Holy shit, embossed covers? You’re FANCY. That’s some high falootin’ business right there. The best I have is

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-was-a-poet-but-i-knew-it/#comment-9159 Thu, 27 Sep 2012 21:21:12 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3904#comment-9159 Holy shit, embossed covers? You’re FANCY. That’s some high falootin’ business right there. The best I have is a laminated copy of some silly limericks I wrote in fourth grade. I’m super impressed you shared those verses. I’d be more impressed if you recorded a black and white vlog of you reciting these. SEPIA THAT SHIT.

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-was-a-poet-but-i-knew-it/#comment-9161 Thu, 27 Sep 2012 21:21:12 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3904#comment-9161 Being in the business I’m in I receive a lot of poetry. People wanting me to talk to my publisher to get them published. I can tell you that I like what you wrote better than a lot of what’s out there. It’s easy to understand. So I think you should keep writing it. Especially if it fills a void for you. I know I just complimented you. Don’t faint.

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-was-a-poet-but-i-knew-it/#comment-9162 Thu, 27 Sep 2012 21:21:12 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3904#comment-9162 Wow! I’m super impressed. I don’t think  I could even read in high school much less write a poem! I was too busy getting wasted at bonfires when I should’ve been asleep 🙂 Crap….my kids  can’t read this right?!

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-was-a-poet-but-i-knew-it/#comment-9163 Thu, 27 Sep 2012 21:21:12 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3904#comment-9163 You just went up a notch in my book. It’s a very prestigious book, too, so you should be grateful.

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-was-a-poet-but-i-knew-it/#comment-9164 Thu, 27 Sep 2012 21:21:12 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3904#comment-9164 I always knew you were fancier than you let on. Good show, old bean. Good show.

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-was-a-poet-but-i-knew-it/#comment-9157 Thu, 27 Sep 2012 21:21:11 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3904#comment-9157 I remember thinking I was a poet for awhile.  Looking back on my poetry always leads to  embarrassment.  I’m always like “I really wrote this crap?”  

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