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https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-told-a-lie-today-to-get-free-jeans/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Mon, 25 Dec 2017 15:59:00 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-told-a-lie-today-to-get-free-jeans/#comment-397837 Mon, 25 Dec 2017 15:59:00 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4001#comment-397837 Thanks for this blog post! My Lucky Brand jeans ripped today and although I can’t find a product guarantee online from Lucky, your story gives me confidence to contact Lucky regarding the rip. When I say “ripped” I mean split from above back pocket to back of knee while squatting to put my dog on the floor. Mine are about 6 years old but as they are my dressy jeans I wear them infrequently. Worse yet, I’m a thin person so doing a squat or having my phone in the back pocket is the most tension ever placed on these jeans (otherwise they have room, are baggy on my flat butt and curveless hips).

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-told-a-lie-today-to-get-free-jeans/#comment-12116 Thu, 17 Jan 2013 19:19:05 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4001#comment-12116 How did I miss this post? hahahaha At least I am not the only one who would do this…..

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-told-a-lie-today-to-get-free-jeans/#comment-9280 Tue, 09 Oct 2012 01:05:05 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4001#comment-9280 Do you think they would buy it if I took my 457 pairs of expensive pre-pregnancy jeans back and told them that they shrunk and demanded a new size??? ……….  .  . … ..  .. sorry…. I dozzed off from the sleep deprivation…. anyway, I like the Lance Armstrong metaphor and am glad you’re rocking new jeans.  You’re as bad as the swag hags at a blogging conference.

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-told-a-lie-today-to-get-free-jeans/#comment-9279 Mon, 08 Oct 2012 22:45:04 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4001#comment-9279 LOL, at least she was honest. I would have done the exact same thing…
http://ThisSillyGirlsLife.com

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-told-a-lie-today-to-get-free-jeans/#comment-9278 Mon, 08 Oct 2012 16:10:34 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4001#comment-9278 AWESOME!

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-told-a-lie-today-to-get-free-jeans/#comment-9277 Mon, 08 Oct 2012 09:10:03 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4001#comment-9277 Well done, best I ever got a was a large box of  crisps (or chips in America) when I rang a company to complain about a stale packet I received in a shop before. We the asked for me to send them out proof I just hung up, so it was a huge surprise to find the big box of different varieties of chips on my doorstep. The most productive day of prank calling ever

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-told-a-lie-today-to-get-free-jeans/#comment-9276 Mon, 08 Oct 2012 06:50:18 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4001#comment-9276 OMG, DJ you really are going to the dark hot place when you die!! First you re-run the dishwasher for one plate and then you lie to a poor old lady about your jeans………..   You will need an extra therapist’s appointment if you keep living “on the edge”!!

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-told-a-lie-today-to-get-free-jeans/#comment-9272 Mon, 08 Oct 2012 04:05:48 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4001#comment-9272 So you got paid, like, $65 per lie. Nice going!  I don’t have the balls to lie like that, but I wish I did sometimes. It’d make up for all the times I wimped out of telling the truth and returning stuff.  …Come to think of it, I could just start telling the truth and returning stuff.Cheers for the laugh.

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-told-a-lie-today-to-get-free-jeans/#comment-9271 Mon, 08 Oct 2012 04:05:48 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4001#comment-9271 So you got paid, like, $65 per lie. Nice going!  I don’t have the balls to lie like that, but I wish I did sometimes. It’d make up for all the times I wimped out of telling the truth and returning stuff.  …Come to think of it, I could just start telling the truth and returning stuff.Cheers for the laugh.

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-told-a-lie-today-to-get-free-jeans/#comment-9270 Mon, 08 Oct 2012 04:05:48 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4001#comment-9270 You and Lance Armstrong…BFF.

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