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Comments on: I Think I Gave Myself a UTI https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-think-i-gave-myself-a-uti/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Mon, 20 Jan 2014 20:23:28 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-think-i-gave-myself-a-uti/#comment-24584 Mon, 20 Jan 2014 20:23:28 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4978#comment-24584 In reply to Candace.

Thanks for the advice – since this was a year ago, it went away! Ha! I tweet out old posts sometimes. Next time though, I’m going with the grapefruit!

]]> By: Candace https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-think-i-gave-myself-a-uti/#comment-19985 Sat, 18 Jan 2014 20:00:15 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4978#comment-19985 Oh works for dudes too

]]> By: Candace https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-think-i-gave-myself-a-uti/#comment-19984 Sat, 18 Jan 2014 19:58:04 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4978#comment-19984 Ladies,

Go to the Health Food Store and buy some Grapefruit Seed Extract (liquid form) and take it with you everywhere you go. 20 drops in a shot of juice 3x a day till symptoms subside will knock a UTI out like a urethra during a bench press! Not kidding either, great stuff, tastes horrible so shoot it down quick like I know you drunks can :). You’re welcome! Cheers

]]> By: Nora Blithe https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-think-i-gave-myself-a-uti/#comment-11875 Mon, 14 Jan 2013 00:46:15 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4978#comment-11875 I get one every Christmas, god help me. It means I can’t drink alcohol when I need it most–at the inlaws. Avoid them at all cost, my friend.
Nora

]]> By: Jennifer https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-think-i-gave-myself-a-uti/#comment-11831 Sun, 13 Jan 2013 17:02:18 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4978#comment-11831 I hate hate hate them! Cranberry pill and water. If you need more umph- try boiling a ginger root (found in the grocery store) and *try* to drink the water like a tea.

]]> By: Nicole Mojan https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-think-i-gave-myself-a-uti/#comment-11754 Sat, 12 Jan 2013 04:48:27 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4978#comment-11754 Even though I’m sure your D is much better by now, I have to +1 everyone who said to get your hands on some phenazopyridine. Sure, it turns your pee a hilariously bright shade of orange, but it also stops you from wanting to cut your junk off, which is what I contemplated as I fended off the Great Kidney & Bladder Infection + Double Kidney Stone Challenge of 2012.

Also, round of applause for “rocking out in the bathtub” and not making a *ahem* hairy palm joke. You’re made of maturer stuff than I.

]]> By: Cheri https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-think-i-gave-myself-a-uti/#comment-11690 Fri, 11 Jan 2013 06:27:08 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4978#comment-11690 So, this is my first time visiting your blog. That being the case, is it totally impolite to laugh at your discomfort? I mean, I’m not really laughing *at* you, of course, more *with*. You know. And, yeah, as much as UTIs suck, I really hope it isn’t a stone. My hubby has had a couple of those; I’m pretty sure he remembers those times as the most severe agony of his life. Don’t wait too long to visit a doc, and I hope you feel better soon.

]]> By: Diane @ Me, Him And The Cats\ https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-think-i-gave-myself-a-uti/#comment-11681 Fri, 11 Jan 2013 03:16:41 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4978#comment-11681 I get a few UTI’s a year and I have tried every trick in the book for avoiding them but nothing seems to work, I still get a few a year. I finally broke down and started taking OTC cranberry pills a few times a week and that seems to be doing the trick. I have also heard that if you don’t like cranberries, blueberries have the same effect

]]> By: Stacy Harris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-think-i-gave-myself-a-uti/#comment-11678 Fri, 11 Jan 2013 02:00:45 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4978#comment-11678 Sorry to hear that… If it is a UTI you best be getting it taken care of. I got one and let it go because I didn’t realize it and ended up with a kidney infection. Worst pain ever!!! Take care of yourself! or do it for good blog material!

]]> By: Roxanne https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-think-i-gave-myself-a-uti/#comment-11677 Fri, 11 Jan 2013 00:57:15 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4978#comment-11677 Drink lots of water and try Azo, and definitely get antibiotics if it’s a uti. That’s the only thing that will make it go away, and if you let it go it can progress to a kidney infection. It may have been the baths…you might try urinating immediately after a bath in the future. They tell women to urinate after sex to prevent them, so it could work on the same principle. If you flush out the bacteria by urinating before it takes hold, you might avoid a future uti!

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