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Comments on: I Talk to Myself About Myself – A Confession https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-talk-to-myself-about-myself-a-confession/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Fri, 14 Feb 2014 14:33:04 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Melissa https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-talk-to-myself-about-myself-a-confession/#comment-26250 Fri, 14 Feb 2014 14:33:04 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3083#comment-26250 George Michael was singing just for me in every video- except for”Wake Me Up Before Ya Go-Go” bc shorty shorts.

]]> By: Miriam https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-talk-to-myself-about-myself-a-confession/#comment-26109 Wed, 12 Feb 2014 05:14:04 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3083#comment-26109 I used to go about my day and mentally phrase status updates for Facebook all day long. Most of them were never posted.
Now I do the same for my blog. What you do is perfectly normal and acceptable!

]]> By: devo https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-talk-to-myself-about-myself-a-confession/#comment-12817 Sat, 09 Feb 2013 14:17:30 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3083#comment-12817 Ya know my east texas mamma always told me “poor old dog caint wag its own tail” I try to remember that when my ego and fear of being noticed fight. Yes we all do this. Every time we notice ourselves, mine is Hey D how are you today which I alternately answer awesome, fucked, or do you really care… thank you for having this holy spot for little broken puppies that need distraction please never stop

]]> By: Roxanne https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-talk-to-myself-about-myself-a-confession/#comment-12711 Wed, 06 Feb 2013 04:15:53 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3083#comment-12711 I absolutely LOVE pretending I am the host of my own show….cooking and make-up application are my favs! So you are not alone!

]]> By: Alex https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-talk-to-myself-about-myself-a-confession/#comment-12700 Wed, 06 Feb 2013 03:06:28 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3083#comment-12700 In the days of livejournal I used to obsessively fill out those little online question lists:
Cat person or dog person? Last thing you ate? Biggest (gasp) secret? Like anyone cared. It’s all just a form of processing our existence.

When I treat myself to a lottery ticket I have a good, long mental interview with myself on what I plan to do with the money, you know, for when I win and have to do lots of interviews. I also have long conversations with people I know IRL, in my head, especially if theres been an argument.

Also I tend to narrate my daily life mentally in third person.

So I think you’re alright.

]]> By: Tracy https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-talk-to-myself-about-myself-a-confession/#comment-12693 Wed, 06 Feb 2013 01:35:09 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3083#comment-12693 1) Me instead of Kate Winslet,
2) We all have to be a little narcissistic to blog. Embrace it. Resistance is futile.
3) Not only do I do all the above, I also direct movies and music videos in my head. And they are awesome. Like. Better than a Kayne /Beyone JayZ /LadyGaGa /RickAstley /FrancisFordCopolla /JJAbrams sandwich.

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