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https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-stole-my-housekeepers-keys-so-she-wouldnt-steal-from-me/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Wed, 19 Dec 2012 18:00:13 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-stole-my-housekeepers-keys-so-she-wouldnt-steal-from-me/#comment-10609 Wed, 19 Dec 2012 18:00:13 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4718#comment-10609 I hated the days the cleaning lady would show up at my boyfriend’s old house. I also hated that she moved stuff around on me. I was very glad the day she stopped cleaning the house. I was not very glad that it meant I had to either clean the house myself, or shower in a very dirty bathtub.

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-stole-my-housekeepers-keys-so-she-wouldnt-steal-from-me/#comment-10599 Wed, 19 Dec 2012 06:30:39 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4718#comment-10599 You’d think after the all the trouble she went threw to get your business she would at least clean your house well. Doesn’t she know it’s in her job description to slaughter dust bunnies and clean up after “explosions”?  
(I don’t normally comment but I always read, always; however, I know it makes you sad when people don’t comment. So this is my first comment! YAY!)

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-stole-my-housekeepers-keys-so-she-wouldnt-steal-from-me/#comment-10597 Wed, 19 Dec 2012 00:50:38 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4718#comment-10597 Thanks for the lead to your blog…How interesting!   Like your page format very easy read!   Please reciprocate and check mine out here > http://www.bestwaytohealth.com   Great wishes..

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-stole-my-housekeepers-keys-so-she-wouldnt-steal-from-me/#comment-10596 Tue, 18 Dec 2012 22:40:38 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4718#comment-10596 You make me wish I had a penis so I could pee in the sink. That’s probably not what the point was, but you know. PEEING IN SINKS.

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-stole-my-housekeepers-keys-so-she-wouldnt-steal-from-me/#comment-10595 Tue, 18 Dec 2012 18:25:37 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4718#comment-10595 This is the thing about karma…it’s not one-to-one.You pass your bad mojo down to your children, grandchildren, all the way down your lineage. There’s no way of knowing when, how or who receives the consequence of the bad behavior.Prosperity and love are won and then lost every single day for reasons unknown….it’s just bad karma.

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-stole-my-housekeepers-keys-so-she-wouldnt-steal-from-me/#comment-10594 Tue, 18 Dec 2012 04:45:35 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4718#comment-10594 Or you could just clean the house yourself.

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