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Comments on: I ReWrote Annie’s Post https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-rewrote-annies-post/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sat, 24 Nov 2012 22:37:47 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-rewrote-annies-post/#comment-10248 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 22:37:47 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4400#comment-10248 In reply to Lady Jennie.

Lady Jennie  Thanks Jen! My friend Henri does a great blog called henrilovesparis and it’s amazing. She’s a good pal.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-rewrote-annies-post/#comment-10247 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 22:37:46 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4400#comment-10247 In reply to MomoFali.

MomoFali  I’m waiting for you to hold up your end of the bargain and greenlight my dude talk at BH13. Oh, by the way, does BH need 27 twitter accounts? I swear it grows by one every day. You crazy.

]]> By: MomoFali https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-rewrote-annies-post/#comment-9937 Tue, 20 Nov 2012 14:22:30 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4400#comment-9937 I love it. And, I’m so glad you held up your end of the bargain!

]]> By: Lady Jennie https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-rewrote-annies-post/#comment-9920 Mon, 19 Nov 2012 15:42:50 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4400#comment-9920 Hey!  What do you mean blogs about France are lame? 😉
Funny rewrite.  Ya done good.

]]> By: KateHall https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-rewrote-annies-post/#comment-9768 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 16:42:23 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4400#comment-9768 In reply to D.J. Paris.

tfpHumorBlog Ha! Remind me to smack you…at http://www.canigetanotherbottleofwhine.com/.

]]> By: MicheleLeAnn https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-rewrote-annies-post/#comment-9750 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 07:47:21 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4400#comment-9750 In reply to D.J. Paris.

tfpHumorBlog   How much did she pay you to say that?  Not judging, I just wanna know if I can afford your rates!  Lol, I’ll check her out, & tell her DJ sent me.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-rewrote-annies-post/#comment-9741 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 07:12:22 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4400#comment-9741 In reply to anotherjenb.

anotherjenb  If the other person you met there was  @betadad or  @neilochka you met well. Those were the only guys I found.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-rewrote-annies-post/#comment-9740 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 07:12:22 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4400#comment-9740 In reply to ttoombs08.

ttoombs08  I try! You can always count on me.

]]> By: anotherjenb https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-rewrote-annies-post/#comment-9669 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 02:22:21 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4400#comment-9669 Love it. I also love it that you went to BlogHer. I joke that the first person I met at BlogHer was a dude. And now I know there were two dudes there!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-rewrote-annies-post/#comment-9663 Sat, 17 Nov 2012 20:37:20 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4400#comment-9663 In reply to prennifive.

prennifive  I don’t drink, but from what I understand White Zin is the funniest of all the wines. Thanks for the opportunity!

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