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https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-now-wear-these-super-sexy-undershirts-that-cover-up-my-grossness/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Wed, 22 Jul 2015 00:05:20 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-now-wear-these-super-sexy-undershirts-that-cover-up-my-grossness/#comment-153094 Wed, 22 Jul 2015 00:05:20 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=8407#comment-153094 So…do they make any of those undershirt thingies for excessively sweaty foreheads? Asking for a friend.

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-now-wear-these-super-sexy-undershirts-that-cover-up-my-grossness/#comment-152227 Mon, 13 Jul 2015 16:04:01 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=8407#comment-152227 Despite some of the positive things said about them by other readers, no one has ever accused me of looking sexy in an undershirt. I still have to wear one, though. It’s either that or wear a wetsuit.

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-now-wear-these-super-sexy-undershirts-that-cover-up-my-grossness/#comment-151417 Fri, 03 Jul 2015 05:15:50 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=8407#comment-151417 My dad, Gods rest his soul, wore undershirts. I’m pretty sure he can take you, dude.

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-now-wear-these-super-sexy-undershirts-that-cover-up-my-grossness/#comment-150903 Tue, 30 Jun 2015 19:59:33 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=8407#comment-150903 I think it is attractive when a man wears an undershirt, personally. It is like underwear, but for sweat, if that makes sense? Like a subtle cologne, an undershirt is a manly grooming effort that I appreciate. I don’t like seeing man-nip! Just sayin’!

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-now-wear-these-super-sexy-undershirts-that-cover-up-my-grossness/#comment-150878 Tue, 30 Jun 2015 16:52:24 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=8407#comment-150878 It disgusts me to no end when men DO NOT wear an undershirt. I have broken up with men because of it.
Also, wearing underwear is also important. No one thinks dudes who go commando are sexy.
Good for you for finally making the switch.

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-now-wear-these-super-sexy-undershirts-that-cover-up-my-grossness/#comment-150865 Tue, 30 Jun 2015 15:22:46 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=8407#comment-150865 My spouse’s feet smell like peaches. Actually, yes. So do our child’s. As someone with perpetually stinky feet, I say screw all of you. I do love the purple shirt.

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