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Comments on: I Made An Old Woman Move https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-made-an-old-woman-move/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Fri, 22 Aug 2014 14:43:49 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: cecelia passeri https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-made-an-old-woman-move/#comment-97688 Fri, 22 Aug 2014 14:43:49 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3176#comment-97688 In reply to D.J. Paris.

@cookieII I hope your Mother and Grandmother feel the same about you

]]> By: cecelia passeri https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-made-an-old-woman-move/#comment-97687 Fri, 22 Aug 2014 14:41:58 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3176#comment-97687 In reply to D.J. Paris.

that was supposed to be “young and stupid”

]]> By: cecelia passeri https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-made-an-old-woman-move/#comment-97686 Fri, 22 Aug 2014 14:41:10 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3176#comment-97686 In reply to D.J. Paris.

@Jammum it IS unfortunate that we can’t all stay you and stupid forever

]]> By: Dahlia https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-made-an-old-woman-move/#comment-97652 Fri, 22 Aug 2014 11:44:26 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3176#comment-97652 That’s the way it should be… Stupid political correctness lol

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-made-an-old-woman-move/#comment-10157 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 06:42:49 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3176#comment-10157 In reply to Craziness Abounds.

@Craziness Abounds  I would always let the blind sit, however…

]]> By: Craziness Abounds https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-made-an-old-woman-move/#comment-9918 Mon, 19 Nov 2012 13:42:35 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3176#comment-9918 Pansy? Butthead! 🙂

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-made-an-old-woman-move/#comment-9881 Mon, 19 Nov 2012 03:07:24 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3176#comment-9881 @ViolaFury  I had completely forgotten about this story until I realized I had unreplied comments. Glad I found it and re-read what I did!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-made-an-old-woman-move/#comment-9880 Mon, 19 Nov 2012 03:07:24 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3176#comment-9880 @Craziness Abounds  Pansy!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-made-an-old-woman-move/#comment-9882 Mon, 19 Nov 2012 03:07:24 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3176#comment-9882 @Jammum  Old people need to turn into dust and leave us alone already! You hear me old people!
 
/shaking fist at invisible old people

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-made-an-old-woman-move/#comment-9879 Mon, 19 Nov 2012 03:02:26 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3176#comment-9879 @TRfromRL  No, it’s not hers. I’m not a psycho who keeps old ex stuff lying around! Well, I am a psycho, just not of that ilk. =

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