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Comments on: I Just Ate One Month Old Meatballs – A Confession https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-just-ate-one-month-old-meatballs-a-confession/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sat, 09 Feb 2013 00:44:47 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: tara https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-just-ate-one-month-old-meatballs-a-confession/#comment-12814 Sat, 09 Feb 2013 00:44:47 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5255#comment-12814 In reply to RachRiot.

Hahahah best comment ever.

]]> By: RachRiot https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-just-ate-one-month-old-meatballs-a-confession/#comment-12812 Sat, 09 Feb 2013 00:13:39 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5255#comment-12812 Dude, they thawed out a baby mammoth from like 10 million years ago and it was perfectly fine. I mean, I don’t think they *ate* him, but I’m saying he looked intact. Okay, not really the same thing at all. Nevermind. You’re gonna die.

]]> By: Andrea https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-just-ate-one-month-old-meatballs-a-confession/#comment-12799 Thu, 07 Feb 2013 16:47:27 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5255#comment-12799 You can eat mostly anything that has been frozen for months. Trust me. I’ve had many victorious Thanksgivings out of a turkey that lived in my freezer for months.

The biggst test is eating food that was frozen once, then thawed, and then frozen again, and thawed again. Now THAT is a gamble.

]]> By: Emelie https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-just-ate-one-month-old-meatballs-a-confession/#comment-12796 Thu, 07 Feb 2013 16:26:50 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5255#comment-12796 There is meat in my freezer. I’m a vegetarian. And I live alone. Riddle me that one.

]]> By: Ed https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-just-ate-one-month-old-meatballs-a-confession/#comment-12794 Thu, 07 Feb 2013 16:25:10 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5255#comment-12794 Well nice knowing you…if this is your last post too bad I was looking forward to reading more since I just discovered your site. But here is hoping those meatballs weren’t a death trap!

]]> By: Caro Ness https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-just-ate-one-month-old-meatballs-a-confession/#comment-12789 Thu, 07 Feb 2013 16:08:45 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5255#comment-12789 I have eaten things far older than that and some of them from the store cupboard not the freezer! But will write a suitably funny epitaph, should it come to that…..

]]> By: Angus https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-just-ate-one-month-old-meatballs-a-confession/#comment-12786 Thu, 07 Feb 2013 15:16:05 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5255#comment-12786 Where can I get a “Sash of Fear”?

]]> By: @bluenotebacker https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-just-ate-one-month-old-meatballs-a-confession/#comment-12784 Thu, 07 Feb 2013 14:09:10 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5255#comment-12784 I gave myself food poisoning once by making soup from old potatoes that had gone green. I vaguely remember thinking at the time that green potatoes were bad for you and I considered peeling the green off first but in the end went with the assumption that cooking them will take care of whatever bad stuff lay therein. Brilliant. Anyway, I think you did right by defrosting first. If the meatballs had been bad you probably would’ve noticed it then. I learned that being lazy is not compatible with cooking, not if you don’t want to be sick.

]]> By: Carol E Wyer https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-just-ate-one-month-old-meatballs-a-confession/#comment-12774 Thu, 07 Feb 2013 09:22:18 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5255#comment-12774 Thought I’d just say that I have been hanging around your blog now for about half an hour. It’s very entertaining and I have been enjoying a good old chuckle.
Sorry! Thought I’d should let you know who was skulking about rummaging through your posts 🙂

]]> By: Tracie https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-just-ate-one-month-old-meatballs-a-confession/#comment-12765 Thu, 07 Feb 2013 05:22:50 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5255#comment-12765 Good & Plentys are the yummiest candy on earth! Little bits of candy coated black licorice. BTW, D.J., don’t they say licorice is good for upset stomachs? You just may have averted a major disaster with your dessert choice! FTW!

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