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Comments on: I Have The Greatest Readers In The World – Part II https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-have-the-greatest-readers-in-the-world-part-ii/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Fri, 23 Dec 2011 20:07:40 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: jennapooh1971 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-have-the-greatest-readers-in-the-world-part-ii/#comment-4293 Fri, 23 Dec 2011 20:07:40 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1424#comment-4293 In reply to D.J. Paris.

I was so late joining your merry band that I missed out on your offer of sending out cards and didn’t want you to feel awkward about recieving one from me anyway. So see, it was for your own benefit that I restrained myself. But cheer up, there’s always next year! Unless the zombie apocolypse hits, at which point I don’t hold out much hope for you, what with living in a densly populated area and all.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-have-the-greatest-readers-in-the-world-part-ii/#comment-4292 Fri, 23 Dec 2011 19:20:57 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1424#comment-4292 In reply to jennapooh1971.

@jennapooh1971 My readers are great! And thank you for NOT sending me a card! Well done.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-have-the-greatest-readers-in-the-world-part-ii/#comment-4291 Fri, 23 Dec 2011 19:20:32 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1424#comment-4291 In reply to thebleupills.

@thebleupills It was a lovely surprise. But then, I’m incredibly needy.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-have-the-greatest-readers-in-the-world-part-ii/#comment-4290 Fri, 23 Dec 2011 19:20:10 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1424#comment-4290 In reply to chickinabox.

@chickinabox Well, you turned out. That’s true.

]]> By: chickinabox https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-have-the-greatest-readers-in-the-world-part-ii/#comment-4289 Fri, 23 Dec 2011 19:16:09 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1424#comment-4289 I grew up believing in the Krampus and I turned out perfectly OK… this is a GREAT thing to tell kids about…

]]> By: jennapooh1971 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-have-the-greatest-readers-in-the-world-part-ii/#comment-4287 Fri, 23 Dec 2011 17:11:54 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1424#comment-4287 So, the plural of Krampus is Krampusse. They travel in packs when they come down the mountain to whip young maidens. The basis of Freud’s views are becoming clearer and clearer to me…

And that is a beautiful card. You do have some excellent readers!

]]> By: thebleupills https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-have-the-greatest-readers-in-the-world-part-ii/#comment-4282 Wed, 21 Dec 2011 03:13:46 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1424#comment-4282 That card looks gorgeous. Look at all that glitter!! 🙂

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