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Comments on: I Have Spear Toe – A Confession https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-have-spear-toe-a-confession/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sat, 21 May 2016 22:25:13 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: The Glögg https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-have-spear-toe-a-confession/#comment-204821 Sat, 21 May 2016 22:25:13 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1850#comment-204821 I think this is something called Morton’s Foot. Not that ‘spear’ toe is too long, just Big toe is too short.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-have-spear-toe-a-confession/#comment-6617 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 21:19:10 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1850#comment-6617 In reply to capronstrings.

 @capronstrings    @Jessica_thereader  And I probably edged out one of your and your dad having fun at age six.  Sorry.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-have-spear-toe-a-confession/#comment-6615 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 21:16:16 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1850#comment-6615 In reply to robynbanx.

 @robynbanx  I understood none of this – probably because I’m not a chick.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-have-spear-toe-a-confession/#comment-6614 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 21:15:49 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1850#comment-6614 In reply to robynbanx.

 @robynbanx  Dislocated toe since birth?  Just rip it off and be done with it!

]]> By: robynbanx https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-have-spear-toe-a-confession/#comment-6135 Sat, 02 Jun 2012 19:06:16 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1850#comment-6135 I think it’s called bologna and cheese in the fashion industry. I never wear shoes like that. The shoe is too small woman.

]]> By: robynbanx https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-have-spear-toe-a-confession/#comment-6134 Sat, 02 Jun 2012 19:04:35 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1850#comment-6134 OMG you should have gone to the podiatrist instead. Kidding. That same toe on my left foot has been dislocated from birth. Doesn’t hurt. But looks weird when my toes curl. Frankly, I’m not really looking at feet when any toe curling is going on.

]]> By: capronstrings https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-have-spear-toe-a-confession/#comment-6131 Sat, 02 Jun 2012 18:47:08 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1850#comment-6131 In reply to Jessica_thereader.

 @Jessica_thereader
 Nosferatoe.
Permanent mental image, burned into my psyche.   Bad makeup and all.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-have-spear-toe-a-confession/#comment-4674 Fri, 10 Feb 2012 07:32:09 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1850#comment-4674 In reply to Lollylollygirl.

@Lollylollygirl Spear toes on women are the scarlet letter of the feet.

]]> By: Lollylollygirl https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-have-spear-toe-a-confession/#comment-4671 Fri, 10 Feb 2012 00:04:36 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1850#comment-4671 I too have a spear toe (two actually)….now I’m finally not alone….although you really need to get those puppies cleaned up!

]]> By: Jessica_thereader https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-have-spear-toe-a-confession/#comment-4645 Sun, 05 Feb 2012 22:55:59 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1850#comment-4645 In reply to D.J. Paris.

@delfinparis Look, we are going to have to find someone with incredible control of their gag reflex so you might have to flexible about nationality.

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