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Comments on: I Got Burned A Second Time https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-got-burned-a-second-time/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Wed, 04 Jul 2012 17:25:01 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-got-burned-a-second-time/#comment-7265 Wed, 04 Jul 2012 17:25:01 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3000#comment-7265 In reply to Becky G.

 @Becky G  It does help.  I just don’t like the goo it leaves.  🙂

]]> By: Becky G https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-got-burned-a-second-time/#comment-6862 Mon, 25 Jun 2012 06:51:33 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3000#comment-6862 In reply to D.J. Paris.

 @tfpHumorBlog  I agree about aloe. As a midwestern kid who was raised near Chicago/West coast of Michigan and constantly in that lake, I have definitely had my fair share of asking for skin cancer.  It is pretty disgustingly slimy and you have to sit around and wait for it to dry (if you burn your body that is). But when it just burns to touch your skin…it really does help.

]]> By: Becky G https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-got-burned-a-second-time/#comment-6863 Mon, 25 Jun 2012 06:51:33 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3000#comment-6863 In reply to D.J. Paris.

 @tfpHumorBlog  I agree about aloe. As a midwestern kid who was raised near Chicago/West coast of Michigan and constantly in that lake, I have definitely had my fair share of asking for skin cancer.  It is pretty disgustingly slimy and you have to sit around and wait for it to dry (if you burn your body that is). But when it just burns to touch your skin…it really does help.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-got-burned-a-second-time/#comment-6780 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 23:06:18 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3000#comment-6780 In reply to Craziness Abounds.

 @Craziness Abounds   Yes, but I’m still more handsome, even when burned.  This is truth.

]]> By: Craziness Abounds https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-got-burned-a-second-time/#comment-6489 Sat, 23 Jun 2012 12:31:59 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3000#comment-6489 In reply to D.J. Paris.

 @delfinparis I have been called that when I got sunburned 🙂 Of course you understand that one. haha

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-got-burned-a-second-time/#comment-6472 Sat, 23 Jun 2012 02:44:23 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3000#comment-6472 In reply to 50peach.

 @50peach  Thanks for the birthday wishes!!!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-got-burned-a-second-time/#comment-6471 Sat, 23 Jun 2012 02:44:02 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3000#comment-6471 In reply to geek_dump.

 @geek_dump  Amazing comment.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-got-burned-a-second-time/#comment-6470 Sat, 23 Jun 2012 02:43:15 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3000#comment-6470 In reply to Becky G.

 @Becky G  Aloe just makes me feel gross.  I can’t be alone.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-got-burned-a-second-time/#comment-6469 Sat, 23 Jun 2012 02:42:29 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3000#comment-6469 In reply to Sue Housekaboodle.

 @Sue Housekaboodle  Thanks, Sue!!!  I appreciate your readership!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-got-burned-a-second-time/#comment-6468 Sat, 23 Jun 2012 02:41:26 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3000#comment-6468 In reply to Craziness Abounds.

 @Craziness Abounds  I heard they call you lobster girl because you have claw-like arms.  Untrue?

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