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Comments on: I Did Something F***ing Crazy Over Thanksgiving – EpilVlog https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-did-something-fing-crazy-over-thanksgiving-epilvlog/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sun, 16 Oct 2016 15:49:50 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: A. Karoline Riskowski https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-did-something-fing-crazy-over-thanksgiving-epilvlog/#comment-340691 Sun, 16 Oct 2016 15:49:50 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1239#comment-340691 Okay, DJ. I’ll let that “short gross people” comment slide. I’m only 5’1″, and I have come to enjoy my small stature…..comes in handy sometimes.

]]> By: Barbergirl28 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-did-something-fing-crazy-over-thanksgiving-epilvlog/#comment-10547 Tue, 11 Dec 2012 00:05:21 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1239#comment-10547 I don’t know why I decided to run over here… maybe it is because I have in infatuation to actually listen to Vlogs because it makes the person behind the written word a little more real. However, I just want to say, you are hella funny and I loved this. I am not sure I would really want someone talking about the wax in their ear… but hey… all the more power to you if you can find someone that doesn’t run away during that conversation! Oh wait – what am I talking about, you should hear some of the conversations my husband and I have… eeek… you don’t want to know!

]]> By: aczielke https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-did-something-fing-crazy-over-thanksgiving-epilvlog/#comment-4084 Sat, 03 Dec 2011 01:05:31 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1239#comment-4084 In reply to Jennifeckingfer.

@Jennifeckingfer Haha I was thinking the same thing…comment below, near my penis. You’ve got a knack for balls, sir.

]]> By: Jennifeckingfer https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-did-something-fing-crazy-over-thanksgiving-epilvlog/#comment-4082 Fri, 02 Dec 2011 16:06:49 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1239#comment-4082 In reply to D.J. Paris.

@delfinparis But did you talk about penises? This is key. Try again and let us know what happens. *snicker*

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-did-something-fing-crazy-over-thanksgiving-epilvlog/#comment-4081 Fri, 02 Dec 2011 16:00:43 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1239#comment-4081 In reply to Jennifeckingfer.

@Jennifeckingfer I AM a guitarist. And never once, in over 20 years of playing has even one girl shown any interest. Maybe I’m just not that good. Ha.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-did-something-fing-crazy-over-thanksgiving-epilvlog/#comment-4079 Fri, 02 Dec 2011 15:26:06 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1239#comment-4079 In reply to chickinabox.

@chickinabox And a huge head at that! It sometimes topples over on it’s own.

]]> By: chickinabox https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-did-something-fing-crazy-over-thanksgiving-epilvlog/#comment-4078 Fri, 02 Dec 2011 15:22:54 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1239#comment-4078 Oh Miss Meepers– you crack me up with the tormenting of the kitty. Great job! Although next time you catch it on film, make sure there isn’t some guy’s head in the way.

]]> By: Jennifeckingfer https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-did-something-fing-crazy-over-thanksgiving-epilvlog/#comment-4077 Fri, 02 Dec 2011 14:58:33 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1239#comment-4077 There’s a fine line between “crazy” and “just really insecure.” I straddle that line, nay – I AM that line. Ask anyone. I’m like the Greenwich prime meridian of that shit. So. Yeah. Both, is what I’m saying. Wait, what were we talking about?

Oh yeah. Pants. So when you say “comment below” and you point to your (allegedly) pantsless stuff, are you trying to talk about penises again? Penis humor can only get you so far. But. Sometimes so far is enough. Apparently, it worked out for you to make penis jokes with Jessica while simultaneously asking if she still digs you. Plop you in the middle of a bar scene and this would most assuredly get you slapped, if not bounced. Unless you’re a guitarist. Then it gets you laid.

Anyhoo, your honesty is endearing. We are all sort of floundering and fumbling, right? Go with it. It’s working for you.

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