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Comments on: I Completely Screwed Up https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-completely-screwed-up/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Thu, 10 Jan 2013 03:54:57 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Kelly @ In the Mom Light Blog https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-completely-screwed-up/#comment-11626 Thu, 10 Jan 2013 03:54:57 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4970#comment-11626 Thank goodness for smart phones, eh?

]]> By: Julie DeNeen https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-completely-screwed-up/#comment-11620 Wed, 09 Jan 2013 22:52:58 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4970#comment-11620 As soon as I saw your title, I had to click and see how you messed up. That actually wasn’t that bad. Glad you get an extra night to play!

]]> By: Erika Kerekes https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-completely-screwed-up/#comment-11613 Wed, 09 Jan 2013 19:29:23 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4970#comment-11613 I think you’ll be pleasantly surprised by downtown LV – if you haven’t been to the Fremont Street area in a while, you’re in for a shock. Neon city.

]]> By: Emelie https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-completely-screwed-up/#comment-11608 Wed, 09 Jan 2013 17:11:31 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4970#comment-11608 Oh, man, that blows! I hope you end up making a night of it, though. You can’t really be that pissed about an extra night in Vegas, right?

]]> By: Jane Sadek https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-completely-screwed-up/#comment-11600 Wed, 09 Jan 2013 13:10:23 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4970#comment-11600 I’ve only been following you for a while, but it seems like you’re running plays out of my playbook. I’ve just been lucky the screw up was always in my favor. I hurried to the airport in Sharm el Sheik one morning to catch a flight which wasn’t booked until the next day, and the Sharm Marriot welcomed me back for one more day. I showed up to fly home on a Sunday night at the end of a vacation to discover I was booked for the next day. I had to pay for the upgrade, but since this was back in the day you had travel agents book your flights, I had someone to blame. There’s more, but you get the drift.

]]> By: gina valley https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-completely-screwed-up/#comment-11589 Wed, 09 Jan 2013 07:07:38 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4970#comment-11589 Eh – that stuff happens. Such a pain! Sorry you had to deal with it. I hear the con was great, tho. Safe travels home.

]]> By: Mela https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-completely-screwed-up/#comment-11588 Wed, 09 Jan 2013 07:00:01 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4970#comment-11588 In 9th grade, my marching band went to Florida to march in the 1991 Orange Bowl Parade (and various other tourist traps), and the travel agent screwed up our 12:30 am flight by a day in the opposite direction. It was discovered when the buses full of teenagers got to the airport. We all had to call our parents to come get us and spend another day at home, and there was much sadness.

(In July, I saw Skid Row and Warrant perform live on Fremont Street. It was the best part of the trip.)

]]> By: st https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-completely-screwed-up/#comment-11579 Wed, 09 Jan 2013 03:22:48 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4970#comment-11579 Wow was blogworld cool? outside of screw ups?

]]> By: Brenda https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-completely-screwed-up/#comment-11578 Wed, 09 Jan 2013 03:07:05 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4970#comment-11578 Hope you know not to sit on the bedspread of any hotel room. Just sayin’…

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