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https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-broke-my-phone-but-kept-my-id/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Tue, 05 Feb 2013 22:40:25 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-broke-my-phone-but-kept-my-id/#comment-12690 Tue, 05 Feb 2013 22:40:25 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5236#comment-12690 Oh god, nightmare, but glad you could see the positive in it all, that can sometimes be very hard to do!

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-broke-my-phone-but-kept-my-id/#comment-12688 Tue, 05 Feb 2013 15:35:02 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5236#comment-12688 Oh that sucks!! I busted my iPhone recently and it was not a cool experience. I haven’t lost my ID though so I’d say we’re in the same boat.

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-broke-my-phone-but-kept-my-id/#comment-12686 Tue, 05 Feb 2013 14:25:00 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5236#comment-12686 UGH yay for airport nightmares! I hope she can get her ID at some point. As for you… only a few months until you can rejoin the 21st century again, right?

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-broke-my-phone-but-kept-my-id/#comment-12681 Tue, 05 Feb 2013 05:03:42 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5236#comment-12681 Wow what a story. She never found her ID? Damn that’s got to suck. And so does AT&T for not letting u get a phone one lousy month in advance. Piss on them. That’s why I have verizon.

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-broke-my-phone-but-kept-my-id/#comment-12680 Tue, 05 Feb 2013 05:02:07 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5236#comment-12680 Okay I’m first again !
This was a good blog,sad but a good blog. Hope you get your phone soon. I hear those Blackberry’s are pretty sweet. You didn’t say if she found her id? Hope she found it.
That can be a scary thing. amazing how much we depend on these things and when they’re not available it seems to upset everything.
At least you have your contacts some place else besides just your phone. That could be disastrous too.
Hope the dinner was good.

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