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Comments on: My First Bidet – #LetsTalkBums https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/first-bidet-letstalkbums/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Mon, 20 Jan 2014 23:03:45 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/first-bidet-letstalkbums/#comment-24742 Mon, 20 Jan 2014 23:03:45 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6298#comment-24742 In reply to jae mac.

Great analogy. Now I think of snoring as oppression. Ha!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/first-bidet-letstalkbums/#comment-24741 Mon, 20 Jan 2014 23:01:56 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6298#comment-24741 In reply to Pamela @ Brooklyn Farm Girl.

Just remember to go always go front to back. Or is it back to front? I forgot. One way is better.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/first-bidet-letstalkbums/#comment-24740 Mon, 20 Jan 2014 23:01:23 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6298#comment-24740 In reply to Alex.

I think so – two dudes really shouldn’t be talking about such things. Let end the conversation. Ha!

]]> By: jae mac https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/first-bidet-letstalkbums/#comment-19224 Thu, 12 Dec 2013 08:41:50 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6298#comment-19224 Everyone who snores, thinks he/she doesn’t. I guess it’s true when they say you can not ask the oppressor if he/she thinks oppression is a problem.
Jae Mac @ I’m Just Sayin’…(Damn!)

]]> By: Pamela @ Brooklyn Farm Girl https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/first-bidet-letstalkbums/#comment-18780 Sat, 19 Oct 2013 13:54:37 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6298#comment-18780 Agree 100% on the wipes, life changing in so many ways. All hail the wipes!

]]> By: Alex https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/first-bidet-letstalkbums/#comment-18677 Tue, 24 Sep 2013 20:39:13 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6298#comment-18677 I have been using baby wipes to clean my ass since 1998. It really gets the job done RIGHT. These Cottonelle wipes are pretty much the same thing?

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