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Comments on: D.J. Gets a Freebie! (Wink, Wink!) https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/d-j-gets-a-freebie-wink-wink/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Tue, 09 Feb 2016 08:05:38 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Charline https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/d-j-gets-a-freebie-wink-wink/#comment-168148 Tue, 09 Feb 2016 08:05:38 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3573#comment-168148 Every single element of the promoting mix need to be taken into consideration as
the program is created, for they are the core of the
promoting work.

]]> By: voyage afrique du sud kuoni https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/d-j-gets-a-freebie-wink-wink/#comment-166671 Wed, 20 Jan 2016 13:31:22 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3573#comment-166671 À noter que les trains sont luxueux, notamment le Rovos Railway et le Blue Train vous un peu partout
dans le pays, y compris les pays voisins, tout magnifiques.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/d-j-gets-a-freebie-wink-wink/#comment-10055 Fri, 23 Nov 2012 18:32:45 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3573#comment-10055 In reply to wilyguy.

wilyguy  Awesome. I could have taken some young lovely into the handicapped stall of the men’s bathroom which wasn’t being used. You know, so she could use the handrails.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/d-j-gets-a-freebie-wink-wink/#comment-10051 Fri, 23 Nov 2012 18:32:44 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3573#comment-10051 In reply to Daniel Nest.

Daniel Nest  You’d have to ask my girlfriend.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/d-j-gets-a-freebie-wink-wink/#comment-10052 Fri, 23 Nov 2012 18:32:44 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3573#comment-10052 In reply to Defying_Procrastination.

Defying_Procrastination  She puts it in the morning, turns it on, and goes to the office. Okay, that’s not true. Not true at all.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/d-j-gets-a-freebie-wink-wink/#comment-10050 Fri, 23 Nov 2012 18:32:44 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3573#comment-10050 In reply to jcereola.

jcereola  Great story!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/d-j-gets-a-freebie-wink-wink/#comment-10053 Fri, 23 Nov 2012 18:32:44 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3573#comment-10053 In reply to dadblunders.

dadblunders  The actual Lorax walking around – he just seemed sad. Probably an off-broadway actor a few days away from suicide.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/d-j-gets-a-freebie-wink-wink/#comment-10054 Fri, 23 Nov 2012 18:32:44 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3573#comment-10054 In reply to Chuck Steak.

Chuck Steak  Or give your self a back massage. This is different than a back-side massage. Very different.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/d-j-gets-a-freebie-wink-wink/#comment-10048 Fri, 23 Nov 2012 18:27:45 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3573#comment-10048 In reply to YoungmanBrown.

YoungmanBrown  Yeah – they didn’t have anything for dudes (not in sex sense, but in everything swag related). But my gf was happy I picked it up.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/d-j-gets-a-freebie-wink-wink/#comment-10049 Fri, 23 Nov 2012 18:27:45 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3573#comment-10049 In reply to phatcat29.

phatcat29  Sadly, that is not what he meant.

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