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Comments on: Caffeine Sober https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/caffeine-sober/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Thu, 06 Jun 2013 00:03:21 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Megan Lane https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/caffeine-sober/#comment-17219 Thu, 06 Jun 2013 00:03:21 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5754#comment-17219 Haha it is funny and scary at the same time. Caffeine-withdrawal headaches are probably the worst ones right after baby-screaming-all-day headaches.

]]> By: Andrea https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/caffeine-sober/#comment-17049 Mon, 03 Jun 2013 18:21:31 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5754#comment-17049 We all have our weak points. Mine is caffeine too, and I used to be better about cooling out on the coffee when I had a few too many weeks of shaking hands and crazy eyes.

I can’t quit these days. Just thinking about it makes me tired.

]]> By: Kate Hall https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/caffeine-sober/#comment-16863 Sat, 01 Jun 2013 16:52:35 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5754#comment-16863 I think it’s so funny that you wrote them a letter. I have the same addictive thing with other things. I watched Freaks and Geeks about a month ago – all 18 episodes and then again with commentaries in 4 days – well not all with commentaries bc I realized my problem and stopped. But I’m a stay-at-home-homeschooling mom, I don’t have time for that crap. That show was so good though. It was my life for four days. Thank goodness there were only 18 episodes. And this is why I can’t watch TV.

]]> By: rachel https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/caffeine-sober/#comment-16793 Fri, 31 May 2013 16:15:53 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5754#comment-16793 I am nine years sober and a whore for energy drinks…
So many a day i had to buy a can crusher large enough for tall cans to reduce trips to the recycling station…really!

Been thinking abt a detox weekend…just not quite ready.

]]> By: Roshni https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/caffeine-sober/#comment-16677 Wed, 29 May 2013 19:47:24 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5754#comment-16677 I’m not sure if I’m addicted to caffeine or not; I just like drinking coffee twice a day! But, go you for giving it up!

]]> By: Reggie https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/caffeine-sober/#comment-16676 Wed, 29 May 2013 19:21:10 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5754#comment-16676 I nominated you for a Liebster Award. Great blogging!

http://coffeeandcrazy.blogspot.com/2013/05/i-received-liebster-award-nomination.html

]]> By: Mod Mom Beyond IndieDom https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/caffeine-sober/#comment-16636 Wed, 29 May 2013 03:20:03 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5754#comment-16636 Wow – at first I thought you were going to say Jewish Coca Cola was code for crack or something. But that wouldn’t be kosher. So it really is Jewish Coca Cola. Huh. I always learn stuff from your blog DJ.

I too had to detox from the caffeine. I was a tad intense and combative. So I switched to decaf and was fine for awhile…until I got a Keurig and got back on the wagon. Then it was caffeine morning noon and night. Then the thing died on me. I’m in mourning but I’m taking things slowly with my Cuisinart. It’s just not the same though, ya know…*sniff*

]]> By: Smokey Joe https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/caffeine-sober/#comment-16624 Tue, 28 May 2013 22:48:10 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5754#comment-16624 Dope? Yes.

Booze? Sure.

Cigarettes? Grudgingly.

But they’ll get my coffee when they pry it from my cold, dead, coffee-stained lips.

]]> By: Smokey Joe https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/caffeine-sober/#comment-16622 Tue, 28 May 2013 22:46:19 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5754#comment-16622 Dope? Yes.

Booze? Sure.

Cigarettes? Grudgingly.

But they’ll get my coffee when they pry it from my cold, dead, coffee-stained lips…

]]> By: Lil https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/caffeine-sober/#comment-16621 Tue, 28 May 2013 22:37:16 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5754#comment-16621 D.J., why is your mouth blue in that photo?

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