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Comments on: My ThoughtsFromParis App Was Rejected by Apple For This Reason… https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/app-rejected-apple-reason/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Mon, 20 Jan 2014 22:42:18 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/app-rejected-apple-reason/#comment-24714 Mon, 20 Jan 2014 22:42:18 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6345#comment-24714 In reply to AlwaysARedhead.

Blackberry? That’s still a thing?

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/app-rejected-apple-reason/#comment-24713 Mon, 20 Jan 2014 22:41:59 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6345#comment-24713 In reply to Davide.

Ha! Thanks – I hired a guy overseas to do it. The next version (which should go live in a few days) also has push notifications.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/app-rejected-apple-reason/#comment-24712 Mon, 20 Jan 2014 22:41:19 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6345#comment-24712 In reply to Gwen Hartley.

Thanks – got your family’s card. It was awesome! Sorry I accidentally threw all of my in the trash earlier. Your’s was all ready to be sent out. Sad, but true.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/app-rejected-apple-reason/#comment-24711 Mon, 20 Jan 2014 22:40:34 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6345#comment-24711 In reply to mothers little hleper.

Uh – get a smart phone. You’re worth it!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/app-rejected-apple-reason/#comment-24710 Mon, 20 Jan 2014 22:40:06 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6345#comment-24710 In reply to Tammy Northrup.

Thanks, Tammy! I’m upgrading the app right now!

]]> By: AlwaysARedhead https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/app-rejected-apple-reason/#comment-18974 Sat, 16 Nov 2013 20:31:18 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6345#comment-18974 I’ve never listened to a podcast, and I’m not sure why I would, as for the app, I have a BlackBerry. Nice picture of you in the tub!

]]> By: Davide https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/app-rejected-apple-reason/#comment-18775 Fri, 18 Oct 2013 16:27:28 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6345#comment-18775 Cool! I’m actually starting to teach myself how to code apps. I would love to know more about how you built your app!

P.S. Your bodice is bodacious, don’t let Apple or anyone ever tell you otherwise.

]]> By: Gwen Hartley https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/app-rejected-apple-reason/#comment-18753 Wed, 16 Oct 2013 14:31:17 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6345#comment-18753 God, you are such a badass for having your own app, but sorry your X up there isn’t bigger. ^ (bathtub shot) Ha! Still love you anyways. Xo 🙂

]]> By: mothers little hleper https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/app-rejected-apple-reason/#comment-18743 Wed, 16 Oct 2013 01:45:58 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6345#comment-18743 congratulations on your app, wont be downloading it sorry but dont have a smart phone……yet.
and I wont tell – screw em!

]]> By: Tammy Northrup https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/app-rejected-apple-reason/#comment-18742 Wed, 16 Oct 2013 01:45:44 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6345#comment-18742 Tip Junky has an app but I would say your icon is hands down more appealing! 🙂 Seriously cool idea to build an app though. Love it!

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