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Comments on: Some Skag Spit Sunflower Seeds https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/some-skag-spit-sunflower-seeds/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sat, 02 Mar 2013 00:56:23 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Ericamos https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/some-skag-spit-sunflower-seeds/#comment-13303 Sat, 02 Mar 2013 00:56:23 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5351#comment-13303 I thought the sunflowers seed shells were bad till you admitted to leaving your dog’s poop!! I’m so glad you’re going to start picking them up. I’ve grabbed warm little chihuahua poops through a bag while pet sitting…call me gross, but it’s kinda cool. You’re literally holding shit in your hands, but without the germs or stains. 🙂

]]> By: staci hart https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/some-skag-spit-sunflower-seeds/#comment-13270 Fri, 01 Mar 2013 14:58:38 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5351#comment-13270 You are simultaneously awful and awesome, just like all of the rest of us. At least you give enough of a shit (even if it’s dog shit) to do something about it.

ps – thanks for the twitter follow – glad to connect!

]]> By: Lani https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/some-skag-spit-sunflower-seeds/#comment-13214 Thu, 28 Feb 2013 08:21:31 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5351#comment-13214 I see this happen on the NYC subways all the time…soy sauce packets, napkins, dirty syringes. And you almost had me convinced not to pick up my dog’s poop. Damn! haha

]]> By: Shelley https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/some-skag-spit-sunflower-seeds/#comment-13088 Wed, 27 Feb 2013 08:09:35 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5351#comment-13088 I once took a bus trip from Egypt to Israel. As we hurtled through the Sinai desert, the busdriver drove with one foot up on the (do not know what it is called – control panel? dash?) dash, one hand on the wheel, the other hand feeding pumpkin seeds into his mouth which he chewed and then spat the shells out everywhere.

The noise would no doubt have been annoying but for the extremely loud egyptian (in Arabic) movie playing on the tv screen (it was a luxury bus).

It was horrific…and yet at the same time kind of awesome.

[Amazing work completing the book, by the way. That IS genuinely awesome] 🙂

]]> By: Cheryl Clark https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/some-skag-spit-sunflower-seeds/#comment-13061 Wed, 27 Feb 2013 02:39:03 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5351#comment-13061 You had me almost>> peeing in my pants.. To funny, but I can visualize the whole thing.. and feel your pain..

]]> By: nitebyrd https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/some-skag-spit-sunflower-seeds/#comment-13060 Wed, 27 Feb 2013 00:22:04 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5351#comment-13060 Could never understand why comic sans is so hated. Or why buses get no respect

]]> By: Jessica Scott https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/some-skag-spit-sunflower-seeds/#comment-13059 Tue, 26 Feb 2013 23:57:23 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5351#comment-13059 What a great story! I have crazy things happen all the time too. So much so that that’s one of the main reasons i started my blog. Can’t wait to read the next one.

]]> By: Sue https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/some-skag-spit-sunflower-seeds/#comment-13058 Tue, 26 Feb 2013 22:28:52 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5351#comment-13058 If your 7 pound dog is pooping in your own yard, I see no reason to pick it up, just recycle back to mother earth and the green gods will be happy. But, I get it if it is not your property, then I am surprised that no one has come running after you and scolded you. As always, you are the funniest.

]]> By: Jessi https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/some-skag-spit-sunflower-seeds/#comment-13057 Tue, 26 Feb 2013 15:30:38 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5351#comment-13057 Things like this just serve to remind me of why I live in the country.

]]> By: Andrea https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/some-skag-spit-sunflower-seeds/#comment-13055 Tue, 26 Feb 2013 14:57:10 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5351#comment-13055 So many things about this post that I had to comment on:

“Some Skag Spit Sunflower Seeds” – What an awesome title. I’m pretty sure that if Cindy Brady had repeated this mantra over and over to cure her lisp, The Brady Bunch would still be on air today.

Spitting sunflower seed shells is nasty – it makes me gag. Kudos to you and your iron stomach for being able to watch this whole situation go down. I sure wouldn’t have been able to.

Those thin, small brown cigarillos – when I think about taking up smoking for fun I envision myself classing it up by smoking these. All the older gentlemen in my neighborhood smoke ’em when they mow their lawns, and damn if it doesn’t make me want to fetch them a glass of scotch while they wipe their brows and/or hitch up their pants.

I can’t believe you don’t pick up your dog’s poop. That is the worst ever violation of pet owner law. It would never occur to me to not pick up my pet’s poop, if I had one, which I don’t, because having to pick up excrement is not one of my major life goals. Of course, I once got hate mail for letting the stray cat that I fed roam the neighborhood, so I might live in a more pet nazi-concentrated area.

Good for you for turning over a new leaf and deciding that carrying a baggie of turds around is your new thing. 🙂

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