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Comments on: Okay, So Now I Do This When I Sleep https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/okay-so-now-i-do-this-when-i-sleep/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Wed, 07 Dec 2016 09:23:20 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Barbie https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/okay-so-now-i-do-this-when-i-sleep/#comment-375431 Wed, 07 Dec 2016 09:23:20 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2785#comment-375431 Omg! ThAnk you so much for writing this. Currently I’m awake at 4 am searching the Internet why my boyfriend does this ticking thing. (I have video lol) he does it with his thumb around his face and his ribs. When i showed him like “wtf ya doing here weirdo? Lol” He said he tickes himself cause its soothing. And obv was super embarrassed lol. He has OCD and is also a boxer. Full of tattoos. Says he likes the feeling of getting tattooed. I am a tattoo artist. Every nerd who wants to feel cool says that…
I believe him. I feel like he does the tickleing at night so much at that there is no way he is getting good sleep.So I’m trying to find ways to help him (without him knowing so he isn’t embarrassed of course!) so if you have any tips, please help! And again thanks for sharing your story!!

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By: Tim https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/okay-so-now-i-do-this-when-i-sleep/#comment-161494 Thu, 19 Nov 2015 13:14:33 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2785#comment-161494 I tickle myself in my sleep is well too my wife says it’s hilarious could do it all the time as far as your legs a good thing I really don’t understand that but I’m kind of weird I still think its weird even though I do it I’m just trying to understand it more and why I do it

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By: sandi https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/okay-so-now-i-do-this-when-i-sleep/#comment-150769 Mon, 29 Jun 2015 23:17:46 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2785#comment-150769 My boyfriend tickles himself in his sleep.he starts with his chest and nipples then moves to underarms and face,ears and head.then the private area!!he drives me mad!!

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By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/okay-so-now-i-do-this-when-i-sleep/#comment-146435 Wed, 27 May 2015 21:11:40 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2785#comment-146435 In reply to Tawnya.

I think so! I haven’t died just yet.

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By: Tawnya https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/okay-so-now-i-do-this-when-i-sleep/#comment-146434 Wed, 27 May 2015 21:10:15 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2785#comment-146434 is this site still active?

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By: Alexis https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/okay-so-now-i-do-this-when-i-sleep/#comment-92140 Sun, 29 Jun 2014 04:10:45 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2785#comment-92140 I do this too and so does my little niece. I don’t know why but when I wake up in the middle of tickling my hands and arms in my sleep, I’d be get scared.

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By: Maki https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/okay-so-now-i-do-this-when-i-sleep/#comment-76442 Mon, 02 Jun 2014 08:25:15 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2785#comment-76442 I remember doing this as a kid and I just googled this out of curiosity, and see that I’m not the only one! You’re right, it feels soooo good.

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By: stella https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/okay-so-now-i-do-this-when-i-sleep/#comment-41884 Sat, 03 May 2014 05:56:15 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2785#comment-41884 I too do this! I tried to google what it meant and I can’t figure it out. I wake up and am told or remember tickling my arm and hand… it freaks me out! glad to know i’m not alone haha

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By: Anna https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/okay-so-now-i-do-this-when-i-sleep/#comment-12629 Sat, 02 Feb 2013 14:15:58 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2785#comment-12629 Hey,
I was just searching the internet about this “tickling hands” topic and I was so surprised to find that there are so many people doing the same thing. I thought I’m the only one doing it.
But its true, I have my own theory about it, I think my body releases some kind of happy-hormones because it does feel ecstatic. I’m just curious why can’t I find more information about it.
🙂

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By: Uma https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/okay-so-now-i-do-this-when-i-sleep/#comment-12131 Fri, 18 Jan 2013 06:00:32 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2785#comment-12131 My husband once shot out of bed and began pacing by the foot of the bed frantically. I got up and got worried and asked him, “What happened? What’s wrong?” And he tells me (while sleep walking) he is pacing outside the delivery room while I am inside the delivery room in labor!! I was all of 4 months pregnant then!!! Still laugh when I remember this.

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