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Comments on: My Bed Gets Peed On (a lot) https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/my-bed-gets-peed-on-a-lot/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Thu, 05 Jun 2014 21:21:42 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Cary https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/my-bed-gets-peed-on-a-lot/#comment-79982 Thu, 05 Jun 2014 21:21:42 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1535#comment-79982 I take it the Prozac worked? I mean, you haven’t thrown yourself off of a balcony, have you?

]]> By: Jennifer https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/my-bed-gets-peed-on-a-lot/#comment-18246 Fri, 26 Jul 2013 01:35:11 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1535#comment-18246 Egads!!! I dated a guy who also had a cat that peed all over and often. Despite his best efforts to medicate the cat, it didn’t work. He was in denial that his place wreaked of that toxic nitrogenous waste. I didn’t have the heart to tell him how bad it really was. At least you can admit to having a smelly pad. Those pissy fumes are a real turn off to the ladies! If you find yourself getting transitioned into the “friend zone” after dating, I bet your cat has cursed you! A bed is a primary place to engage in sexual relations, not a litter box. Super gross!

]]> By: AlwaysARedhead https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/my-bed-gets-peed-on-a-lot/#comment-18244 Thu, 25 Jul 2013 23:37:11 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1535#comment-18244 So you drug your cat and make her sleep in the sink with an electrical cord?

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/my-bed-gets-peed-on-a-lot/#comment-9904 Mon, 19 Nov 2012 04:47:24 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1535#comment-9904 @ChrisBird  You slept during a keg party? I hope you were on a shitload of ‘ludes at the time.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/my-bed-gets-peed-on-a-lot/#comment-9903 Mon, 19 Nov 2012 04:07:30 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1535#comment-9903 In reply to moonarific.

@moonarific  Oh, I’ve never read that! That actually makes perfect sense! I’m not sure how it relates to her peeing in the guest bathtub, though. I never use that one. She just loves to make peeps!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/my-bed-gets-peed-on-a-lot/#comment-9902 Mon, 19 Nov 2012 04:07:29 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1535#comment-9902 In reply to moonarific.

@moonarific  Yes, but I stopped giving it because I’m an idiot. Will start back up!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/my-bed-gets-peed-on-a-lot/#comment-9900 Mon, 19 Nov 2012 03:22:24 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1535#comment-9900 @Jesse3581  You are hereby invited to sleep in the guest bedroom if the cat is locked in with you. She’ll piss all over the sheets and will make for a great blog post.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/my-bed-gets-peed-on-a-lot/#comment-9897 Mon, 19 Nov 2012 03:17:29 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1535#comment-9897 In reply to inthemomlight.

@inthemomlight  If the pee smell came from your sink, it was probably me. ‘Cause that’s where I pee.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/my-bed-gets-peed-on-a-lot/#comment-9899 Mon, 19 Nov 2012 03:17:29 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1535#comment-9899 @jennapooh1971  How I missed this comment I will never know. Brilliant.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/my-bed-gets-peed-on-a-lot/#comment-9898 Mon, 19 Nov 2012 03:17:29 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1535#comment-9898 @BellyBillboard  Oh, don’t worry. I beat her unmerciful. I have no problem beating cats.

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