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Comments on: I’ve Been Appointed! https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/ive-been-appointed/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sun, 24 Jun 2012 22:48:19 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/ive-been-appointed/#comment-6753 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 22:48:19 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2703#comment-6753 In reply to about100percent.

@about100percent You just went up four points in hotness.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/ive-been-appointed/#comment-6752 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 22:47:36 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2703#comment-6752 In reply to AnissaMayhew.

@AnissaMayhew @HeyMikey He is not. (oh yeah I did!)

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/ive-been-appointed/#comment-6751 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 22:47:09 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2703#comment-6751 In reply to JW Moxie.

@Jessica_thereader I like the Mexican lifestyle. I can’t help it.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/ive-been-appointed/#comment-6670 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 21:53:18 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2703#comment-6670 In reply to Andi Roo.

@Andi Roo You need to go, for sure. It’s going to rock!

]]> By: Andi Roo https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/ive-been-appointed/#comment-6079 Thu, 24 May 2012 15:22:45 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2703#comment-6079 I know I’m a bit late in offering congratulations, but that doesn’t make them any less sincere. Or maybe it does. Shit, I don’t know. Whichever.

Hadn’t hear about the un-conference. Might see if the hubz has some vaca time & head down that ways. Thanks for the heads-up. I’ll let you know if we decide we can make it, so you can save me a seat right right next to you. LMAO… j/k… I meant to say, so you could keep a low profile in hopes I don’t spot you from afar. But I guess if you’re a speaker, you already blew that one, buddy. ;p

]]> By: about100percent https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/ive-been-appointed/#comment-5980 Sat, 12 May 2012 21:09:42 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2703#comment-5980 In reply to about100percent.

@delfinparis
If by “eyebrow” you really mean “mustache,” then yes.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/ive-been-appointed/#comment-5974 Sat, 12 May 2012 04:33:23 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2703#comment-5974 In reply to JW Moxie.

@AnissaMayhew @JW Moxie Yeah, and I’m no good with a leaf blower, too.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/ive-been-appointed/#comment-5973 Sat, 12 May 2012 04:32:43 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2703#comment-5973 In reply to about100percent.

@about100percent You mean your “eyebrow.”

]]> By: about100percent https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/ive-been-appointed/#comment-5965 Fri, 11 May 2012 14:55:55 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2703#comment-5965 In reply to D.J. Paris.

@delfinparis
YES! That’s a good one too. I’ve been spending the last week or so listening and rapping to the Beasties in honor of MCA’s passing.

Yeah, I haven’t. I just like to tell people that I spend my time doing cool stuff, when actually I spend most of my time grooming my eyebrows. I’m just like everyone else.

]]> By: Jessica_thereader https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/ive-been-appointed/#comment-5963 Fri, 11 May 2012 14:13:59 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2703#comment-5963 In reply to JW Moxie.

@delfinparis you DO take siestas – all the time!

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